*■ LQ "HtHESOTA s Monday, January 27,1986 Volume 87, Number 68 MinneapoJis-St. Paul Dutcher resigns as head basketball coach Giel, Dutchei confident season will continue By Joyce Johnston and Steven M. Perlstein After a meeting between University officials and the Gopher basketball team Sunday, University President Ken Keller said he expects to reach a decision today on the fate of the Gophers' 11 remaining games. Former coach |im Dutcher and Men's Athletic Director Paul Giel, who also attended the meeting, said they were optimistic that Keller would let the team play out the season! Keller announced Saturday that the the University would conduct an inquiry to decideaf the rest of the season should be cancelled. The inquiry comes in the wake of the arrests of three Gopher basketball players for an alleged second-de­ gree sexual assault of an 18-year- old Madison Area Technical Col­ lege student earlyFriday morning in Madison, Wis/'y y The three flayers—Mitchell Lee, Kevin Smith and George Wil­ liams—will be arraigned today. Bail • will be set and formal charges brought at the arraignment hearing, according to Madison Police. Keller, Giel, Dutcher.and Vice President for Student Affairs Frank Wilderson met with the seven remaining basketball players in the men's locker room at Williams Arena. The meeting was closed to the press. After the meeting, Wilderson said Keller's decision would be based on a recommendation from himself and Giel. Wilderson said he wants the team to finish the seasop. But he said the University must make it clear that it has compassion for the alleged victim. Because of the money involved and its membership in the Big Ten conference, the University would be committing ‘athletic suicide" by cancelling the games, Dutcher said. Tim Han^n, one of the team's forwards, said all of the team members want to continue playing. Regardless of Keller's decision, Lee, Smith and Williams will not rejoin the team- if they are released from jail on bail, Dutcher said. Because of his arrest on similar charges in Minneapolis last year, 'it's doubtful that Lee will ever play basketball anywhere again," Dutcher said. Dutcher's resignation as coach was announced by Keller at a press conference Saturday, along with Coach to 4 The worst of times Men’s Athletic Director Paul Giel wept at the emotional press conference held Saturday m the Regents’ Room In Morrill HaM. At that time, Gopher basketball coach Jim Dutcher submitted his resignation saying he felt responsible for recent upheavals In the program. U conduct officials may d§lay Lee case By Joyce Johnston When one student accuses another student of a crime, University Po­ lice forward the charge to Univer­ sity officials to see if the student conduct code was violated. So last January, when police ar­ rested Gopher basketball player Mitchell Lee on charges of sexually assaulting a 20-year-old University student in her dormitory room. University Police forwarded the complaint against him to the Uni­ versity conduct code officials, Don­ ald Zqnder, associate vice president for student affairs, said Friday. The complaint was left to be re­ solved after Lee's trial. Zander said. Lee was acquitted of third-degree criminal sexual misconduct nearly two weeks ago. But a hearing on the complaint will likely be postponed because of Lee's arrest for allegedly sexually assaulting a woman in Madison, Wis., Friday, said Russell S. Adams, professor of soil science and chair man of the Campus Committee on Student Behavior. The committee hears violations of the University’s student conduct code. If someone who is accusecPof violating the student conduct code is alsojjemg tried under criminal charges, the Universitv-usually waifs for the criminal-charges to be resolved before it hears the com­ plaint on the conduct code viola­ tion, said Nicholas Barbatsis, director of the University's Special Counseling Office. All complaints of violations of the University's student conduct code are investi­ gated by that office. Although Lee was acquitted of the earlier charge, "there's still the question of disrupting the dorm," Zander said. A Barbatsis would not comment oh the status of the complaint. But Zander said the University sent I ee a letter informing him of the complaint several weeks ago. Lee has met with Barbatsis. he said. Barbatsis said his office will not release any information about the complaints it receives unless both sides agree to an open hearing. He compared the complaints to aca­ demic records which cannot be released without the permission of the student. In fact, information regarding student conduc t code- violations is often more sensitive than academic records, Barbatsis said. PenaltiesTor violation of the stu dent (onduc t-code range from a Complaint to 4 Ex-coach he team will tal new directic By David Jacobson )im Dutcher stood in a si Morrill Hall Saturday aftc shaking hands'Vith friem acquaintances,j u after 10 and a half years basketball coach. c o --r 1 r r Gopher assistant coach Flip Saun­ ders shook Dutcher's hand. Dutcher smiled at the former^Go- pher guard who qgptdined his team to a record 24-3 mark in 1977. "Always leave 'em with a three- game winning streak," Dutcher in­ structed his protege, laughing. The Gophers' recent three-game win streak was the least of anyone's concerns. In the 48 hours following an alleged sexual assault involving players Mitch Lee, Kevin Smith and George Williams. Dutcher sub­ mitted his resignation to Men's Athletic Director Paul Giel, and University President Ken Keller ordered Minnesota's forfeiture of a game scheduled at Northwestern for Sunday afternoon. Keller is currently considering whether to cancel the rest of the Gopher season. In a news conference at Morrill Hall Saturday, Dutcher, 52, sard he thought the Gopher basketball team needed a new direction. "I'm ' not pleased with the direction we re heading," he said. 'The pro­ gram will prosper better under a new direction." Dutcher said he felt responsible for upheavals caused by Mark Ander­ son's academic ineligibility, Lee's acquittal on sexual assault charges |an. 14 and the new allegations. ‘That's true in any program." Dutcher said. 'If you head up a program, you're ultimately respon­ sible." But Dutcher, who recommended assistant coach Jimmy Williams (who is not related to Gebrge Williams) as his successor, is no longer responsible. For the next day or two, the Gopher basketball program is in the hands of Keller, who will decide whether or not Minnesota will continue to field a basketball team this season. Giel and Vice President for Student ’ Affairs Frank Wilderson are consid­ ering options for the future of the program and will make a recom­ mendation to Keller either today or Tuesday. In a meeting with the team Sunday, Giel and Wilderson told the players they would meet with them individually today, according to Gopher forwafd Tim Hanson. . „ Dutcher to 8 inside Courts vs. children • Legal professionals discuss how courts traumatize victims of child abuse. Page 5 Gopher Troubles •Gopher basketball's prob­ lematic past is reviewed in Sports Monday. Page 13 Green speaks • Local author Kate Green talks to Wordsworth about Shat tered Moon Page 10 /■ r j. / -j- V ... .1 N • i ! * • —._: r. • l . ' * , 1 !* . __ ' : [ I ■ • [y- \ —---------- 1 ______ - • • . - * > J “i 1 X • ■ ”■ ' j ' _________________i , t Com pi ted from The Ateociated Press International Arafat, Hussein hold talks Jordan—King Hussein and PLO chairman Yasser Arafat, both under pressure to advance Middle East peace efforts, met twice Sunday behind closed doors and planned additional talks, a PLO spokesman said. Jordan has asked the PLO to endorse U.N. Security Council resolutions 242 and 338, which call for peace with Israel in return for an Israeli withdrawal from land captured in the 1967 Middle East War. The resolutions also confirm Israel's ,right to exist, but do not refer to the Palestinian demand for a state. A senior PLO official, speaking on condition of anonymity, said before the meetings that Arafat would not accept the measures unless there were guarantees Israel and the United States would recognize the PLO. Neither the PLO nor the official Jordanfwr news media commented on the talks, but the PLO spokesman said a third session was set for today. The U.S. Congress has blocked a $1.9 billion arms deal for Jordan until Hussein enters direct peace negotiations with Israel. The congressional ban expires March 1, but is likely to be renewed if no talks are in prospect by that time. Libyan leader returns to port Miturata—State television on Sunday showed Col. Muammar el-Qad- dafrreturning to Misurata harbor hours after he announced he was sailing to meet the U.S. 6th Fleet aboard a 350-ion patrol boat carrying ^ four missiles. * . ' . A Western ambassador in Tripoli, speaking to reporters on condition of anonymity, said, "Like he often does, Qadd gesture of sailing out to confront the 6t rather than literally.”. afi probably intended his >th Fleet to be taken symbolically On Friday, the U.S. 6th Fleet announced it would conduct naval air exercises off Libya, including the Gulf of Sidra. Meanwhile, Libyan political science students massed Sunday outside the Belgian Embassy in Tripoli, which represents U.S. interests in Libya, and chanted "Down, down U.S.A.!" .• • Marcos orders long pre-vote school vacation Philippines—President Ferdinand E. Marcos on Sunday ordered schools closed nationwide 10 days before the Feb. 7 presidential election, an unusual move that opponents charged could be for some "sinister" purpose. A presidential palace announcement said suspension of classes “at all levels" would let students return to their hometowns to vote and give authorities time to prepare the schools for use as election precincts. J In past elections, Marcos suspended classes one or two days before the vote. Attorney Rene Saguisag, spokesman for oppositioh presidential candi­ date Corazon Aquino, said there was also a suggestion that the long school break might have been intended to allow for fake ballots to be brought to the schools when there would be no students as witnesses. Report of police trying to recruit anti-Tutu blacks Johannesburg—An anti-apartheid black Roman Catholic nun says police tried to recruit young blacks to picket Bishop Desmond Tutu when he returns from a tour of the United States, it was reported Sunday. The Sunday Star of Johannesburg said Sister Bernard Ncube told of children from the black area near her home, Kagiso, west of Johannes­ burg, complaining that police tried to enlist them to heckle »he bishop when he returns home. A police spokesman denied the allegation saying, "The police just do not do those sort of things. It is not their job." National CIA remains mum on Soviet defector Washington—The Senate Intelligence Committee has been told nothing about a senior KGB major-general who, according to published accounts, defected to the United States last year and was in CIA custody. Sen. Patrick Leahy, vice chairman of the panel, said Sunday. Leahy, D-Vt., said CIA officials continued to tell him as late as Sunday morning that no such defector existed. "They are denying it today,” he said. However, House Intelligence Committee Chairman Lee Hamilton, D- Ind., said he had received a "preliminary report* on the'alleged Soviet defector. CIA spokeswoman Kathy Pherson declined comment on the report Sunday, saying only, "We don't comment on defectors.” Only moral support urged for Angola rebels Washington—The Reagan administration will urge Congress to approve a resolution of moral support for Angolan rebels but oppose any effort to provide them with military or economic aid, a newspaper quoted administration and congressional sources as saying. The reported decision comes on the eve of a visit to Washington by Angolan guerrilla leader Jonas Savimbi to seek military aid favored by congressional conservatives. Secretary of State George Shultz acknowledged in an interview Friday, that he was opposed to military or economic aid to Savimbi's South . African-supported rebel group. The New York Times reported in Sunday editions. • ■ . ■ 1 * . * 9 - •* • * the United States has been seekthg to achieve a diplomatic solution to a dispute between Angola and South Africa that would lead to indepen­ dence for Southwest Africa, which is known as Namibia. South Africa now controls the territory in defiance of United Nations resolutions. Regional Striking meatpackers urge nationwide boycott Austin—Meatpackers who have been on strike against Geo. A. Hormel . & Co. in Austin for more than five months are calling for a nationwide boycott of Hormel products as they review a neutral fact-finder's interpretation of a proposal to end the strike. During a rank-and-file meeting attended by about two-thirds of the striking United Food and Commercial Workers union Local P-9 members Saturday night, it was also decided to resume demonstrations outside HormeTs flagship plant, said local President Jim Guyette. Paul Goldberg, director of the State Bureau of Mediation Services, said he expected a telephone report from fact-finder Arnold Zack late Sunday, then would drive to Austin to try to arrange a meeting between compjrfc ^ntf tjniort'offidiils. *' ** «■*-' - '> .* ’ i * V ; * » elmo Weekend warrior John McLaughlin cleared his throat. To Elmo, it sounded like an AK-47 stuck on automatic. The weather-wonder was watching the McLaughlin Group, that weekly discussion in which archconservative McLaughlin pits his pal Robert Novak against commie symps. One, Morton Kondracke, started to make a point, but the rabid host raised his hand and cleverly concealed contras stormed the set, drowning Kondrjtcke's cries in a hail of Freedom Fighter gunfire. Elmo fng, with sunlight flooding in from the high of 3 below. time I'll quit after Brinkley, I swear,” lied Elmo. 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Bruns After more than 10 consecutive hours Saturday and another four in a tie-breaking round Sunday, the annual University Chess Tour­ nament concluded at about 1 p.m. yesterday. The.top three positions went to University stu­ dents Michael Zelkind, Nathan Hoover and Michael Westman, who qualified for the regiopal tournament to be held at Man­ kato State on Feb. 7 and 8. n Eighteen players grappled over chess boards in the West Bank Union Fireside Room. The tourna­ ment was sponsored by the Asso­ ciated College Unions International. At the conclusion of each round, players had time to heave a couple of deep sighs and joke about the triumphs and blunders of the preceding games. Periodi- - cally, six or seven players would be sprawled out on the floor re­ enacting the final moves of a game trying to determine what moves might have saved the day. Discussion was often animate.. Chess players are often stereo­ typed as eggheadsilirooding qui­ etly behind thick glasses, as they ponder strategies with super-hu­ man levels of intelligence and concentration. irvi u rap&J 4- - % .. v'V 1 • itt, * - - '■ — " - ; P || ■f- • ' J ' BlA v * .■ i -■ 1 : '*,! I Pat I i concentrated 1 r at the University chest tournament heW Saturday in the West Bank Union. Not so, says Zelkind, a freshman majoring in electrical engineering and winner of this year's tourna ment. 'People think that ches^ players are just a bunch of wimped-out Dexters, but it doesn't take exceptional intelligence to be "O na^ T good at chess, it takes persistence ■ and practice... anybody can.be good.” Zelkind is rated an 'expert' by the United States Chess Federation and was consequently a heavy favorite in the tournament.* At Saturday's tournament there was a kind of reverent silence broken only by a softly uttered "pawn to king 4" or a slight rustle as a player shifted from one posi­ tion of extreme concentration to another. Still, out of the game, the Univer­ sity chess players are an easygoing lot. David Aurzada, who wasn't eliminated until a final tie-breaking round for second place, is a case in point. "I play a lot of barroom chess ... we'II bring the chess board, drink a pitcher or two of beer and have a great time.' Aurzada concedes that tournament chess can get gripping at times. 'An important part of chess is the openings, and you get used to playing against familiar openings. If someone opens with a bizzare series of moves, it can really throw you ... -Oh my God,' you think, ‘I've never seen this before, maybe this guy really knows what he's doing.' ’ ^ Zelkind thinks that there is enough talent here at the University to field a strong team. 'We wouldn't be great," says Zelkind, 'but we could be quite strong.' While there is currently no formal team, there is an informal chess club that meets each Friday at Coffman Union around 2-3 p.m. Everyone is welcome. Coalition proposes educational reform By Sheila Evertz Minnesota's public schools need a new direction and clearer policies, a coalition of teachers, administra­ tors and principals announced Fri­ day. In a Capitol news conference, the coalition of six Minnesota educa­ tion groups released a report outlin­ ing its proposals for improving education kindergarten through grade 12. 'We believe the students in Minne- «wneed consumer protection,' said Jean Olson, coalition spokeswoman and past president of tne Minnesota School Boards Asso­ ciation. 'We need to define the expectations of the school and to provide safeguards for the students in terms of their education.' The coalition recommended that educational policies be evaluated by using new knowledge of child development, by acknowledging differences in a child's social and economic status, by knowing what Eolicies are feasible in terms of uman and financial resources and by careful planning methods. For example, under the recom­ mended criteria, a 16-year-old would be allowed to attend college classes, not only if academically ready, but also if emotionally and psychologically matured. The coalition believes the recent changes in education do not reflect changing needs, Olson said. Deci­ sions should be made based on defined criteria and be made according to a careful process, the coalition recommended. "There are changing values, chang­ ing family structures and changing needs in the lives of the students," Olson said. 'We are being asked to do more and more, sometimes with fewer resources and we need help identifying these changing needs of students." Olson said the recommendations are significant because the six edu­ cational organizations represented in the coalition have not always agreed on policy decisions in the past, but they all agreed on the proposed criteria. The organizations worked together informally during the past year developing the report that lists guidelines for improving public education. Those organizations are the Minne­ sota Association of School Adminis­ trators, Minnesota Association of Secondary School Principals, Min­ nesota Education Association, Min­ nesota Elementary School Principals Association, Minnesota Federation of Teachers and the Minnesota School Boards Association. 'Education will benefit from our cooperative efforts and will carry down to the local level, especially the school board level," Olson said. She said many of the coalition's proposals(would call for legislative action, and that the group is partic­ ularly concerned about how the state Legislature defines a school. Olson said current law is not ad­ equate in this area. official daily bulletin January t. ItM No M Man for Mudanta. faculty and Man FWM.OWU.DOCTOIUU.fXAM • McaM S. lunar -nattx cXamntry) Jan 2* 1 15 pm 371 KoMt Ta ka mctudad nadcaa atuat ba aant to OmcM Dady lulaan. • Maim Hal—nor to Vta Dady—two ■orilnf daya pHot to puMteadon Improve Our International Relations (While Developing n Few Of Vour Own) Spend a year studying abroad through the International Student Exchange Program (1SEP) Help Provide a Student Service! 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January 27. 19«6 • •••> Page 3 ■t r ^ * . ■ ,= __; ... 4 —----------------------- - ■' ... ' ^. 4 / / ••• r------. . .■ . ^^ • ■ *7/---------r - I'L ' - ~ '•! -i. ' * Coach from 1 the announcement that the Go­ pher's game against Northwestern Sunday would be forfeited. The administration must balance "the alleged victim's rights, the Universify's reputation and the player's rights, Keller said in re­ sponse to a reporter's asking if the remaining players were the victims of the forfeit. Keller said that “sexual assault is < not only a crime, it's an offense against all of us as human beings. It's not to be excused qr explained away." Although the University cannot determine the players' guilt or innocence, Keller said, 'we have to decide under what circum­ stances teams can have the priv­ ilege of representing the University.' The three players allegedly as­ saulted a >yoman in the room in which two of them were staying at the Concourse Hotel. The Gophers were in Madison after playing the University of Wisconsin team Thursday night. Concourse employees would not "comment on the incident. After the game, the players report­ edly went to Zinger's nightclub, a Madison bar that was advertising "College Funk Night." There, according to a copyrighted Knight- Ridder News Service story, they' heard'about a 'small, private par­ ty." At the party they met the alleged victim and two of her friends, according to the Knight- Ridder story. / The players reportedly returned to their hotel room with the woman and two of her friends between 3 and 4 a.m. «■ The team left the hotel at 6 a.m. Friday to catch a 7 a.m. flight. The complaint was filed at 6:30 a,m., Madison Police said. Because of bad weather, the flight was delayed until 10:30 a.m. Mad­ ison Police reached the Dane County Regional Airport at 10 a.m. and removed team members from the plane, police said. -------------- - The Gopher basketball team stayed at The Concourse hotel in downtown Madison, which Is where the i place early Friday morning. sexual assauH^invojvtng three players reportedly took A police detective reportedly es­ corted each player twice in front of an unmarked police car in which the alleged victim was sitting. She reportedly identified Lee and Smith, who were taken into custody . Wil­ liams was reportedly detained for questioning and arrested later Fri­ day. Police spokesman |oe Durkin said the rest of the team members Were interviewed at the airport. Four team members were allowed to return to Minneapolis. The other six were taken to the City-County building for further questioning late Friday afternoon. Todd Alexander, Kelvin Smith and Terence Woods returned to Minneapolis with Dutcher Friday night after question­ ing. Assistant coach Jimmy Williams remained in Madison Saturday but said he was not allowed to see any of the jailed players. He returned to Minneapolis Saturday night. Bail will be set today at 11 a.m., said Steve Eisenberg, Lee's attor­ ney. Eisenberg and Minneapolis attorney Mark Wernick, Kevin Smith's council, tried unsuccess­ fully to arrange a Saturday bail hearing. t , . George Williams is being rep­ resented by Madison attorney Steve Hurley. Under Wisconsin law, second-de­ gree sexual assault is defined as intercourse where the assailant threatens to use force or violence or causes injury, disease or mental anguish. The felony carries a maxi­ mum penalty of 10 years in prison, a $10,000 fine or both. But if the police investigation shows that one or more of the suspects restrained the alleged vic­ tim while another assaulted her, first-degree sexual assault charges will be filed. Penalties for that would be 20 years in prison, a $20,000 fine or both. BotlvGiel and Dutcher said Sunday that they didn't see how the al­ leged incident in Madison could have been prevented or how a similar one could be prevented in the future. Tm not God," Dutcher said. 'It's obvious now that Lee has a prob­ lem. (But) I had no way qf knowing about it." "v ‘ , Giel said the coacfies meet with players to discuss their conduct with women every year but said it would be impossible to monitor the players' behavior. 'You can't be all over the place," he said. Daily raportar Tom Larson con- x- tributed to this story. Complaim from 1 warning to suspension and expul­ sion from the University. 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The child is not only separated from family members, but is also submerged in a web of painful legal procedures, said Anoka Judge Lynn Olson and member of the commis­ sion that examined Kathleen Mor­ ris' role in the Scott County child abuse investigation. Children are traumatized by having to live with strangers, being denied access to their parents, being bounced from investigators to attor­ neys to social workers—and then having to go to court and testify, she said. Olson was one of 160 legal profes­ sionals—judges, lawyers and social workers—who gathered in Bloo­ mington Friday at the Hotel Sofitel to examine how the.system of which they are a part further trau­ matizes abused children and how this could be avoided. The all-day conference was sponsored by Ad­ vanced Legal Education of Hamline University Law School/ 'We learned profound lessons from Scott County,” said Olson, who gave the luncheon address. Olson said what happened in Scott County was typical of the system. Children were caused more pain because of sloppy investigations. seek to reduce trial trauma for child Lynn Olson and multiple interviews in which children, had to tell and retell their story because officials neglected to tape the initial interviews. Another problem was the loss of objectivity by officials involved in the case, she said. 'Nothing pulls at the heartstrings more than a young child who is needy and hurting. But if you really want to be helpful, you've got to retain some objectivi­ ty.” Olson said people in the legal system vt%nt to take on the role of “savior" for children and promise them they will never be hurt again. She said children shouldn't just be believed, but have to be chal­ lenged. Hennepin County Judge Lindsay Arthur, conference chairman, said judges should be sensitized to the needs of abused children. "The law is set up to treat people equally,” he said. 'But a child is not a little adult, but a child.” He said the judge should take an active role in the courtroom and intervene if the attorney is asking the child harmful questions. He also said judges and lawyers need to be trained to talk in the child's language. Arthur also suggested that everyone but the press and the family be barred from the courtroom to pre­ vent unnecessary trauma to the testifying child. ——i - - i1 But some conference participants disagreed, saying it would be deny­ ing the accused the right to a public trial. v‘* ■ « Karen Nasby, assistant Hennepin County public defender, agreed. She said the rights of the accused are just as important-as the rights of the chijd. ' "It's not always in everyone's best interest for the accused to go Jo prison,” Nasby said. 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That decision hastened Jim Dutcher's decision to resign from his coaching position. All this comes on the heels of basketball player Mitch Lee's acquittal two weeks ago on a charge of rape. These tumultuous events demand some sorting out. Vice President Frank Wilderson, referring during a press conference Saturday to telling the team that its game with Northwestern had been forfeited, distin­ guished between hearing something and internaliz­ ing it. The distinction is important to all aspects of recent events. The University community reflects the larger community.in espousing certain values that are more easily voiced than adopted as part of one's personal ethics. For starters, internalizing what one hears entails athletes' understanding what it mea^s to represent a university, especially one that is paying their way. A player who understands that will not snow up at the first game after his acquittal on a rape charge with a champagne glass shaved onto the side of his head. It entails the public's acceptance of the premise underlying its system of justice: that the innocent mmsda daiy are just that, until proven otherwise. It also entails the public's acceptance—and the media's—that the issue of sexual assault, if such occurred, is exactly as President Keller described it on Saturday: "an offense against all of us as human beings." As such, it outweighs the wip-loss record of a team's season. To judge from his comments during the press conference. President Keller is to be commended on sorting out the weekend's events accurately and appropriately. He reminded those in attendance that the sexual assault charge is the primary issue. His response to the allegations and their aftermath indicates that he sees the situation in its only acceptable perspective. The same perspective may explain the resignation of Jim Dutcher, who said he felt a new direction was needed. This may well be true. A coach should not have to call in a barber before a basketball game to remove from the head of his most visible player evidence of singularly inappropriate arroganqe and insensitivity. If such an incident represented an attitude that extended beyond that one player—an answer that lies with Coach Dutcher and the team—then the year must have been a very long one for Jim Dutcher. University President Keller will announce shqrtly whether the University's basketball team will finish out its season. Intercollegiate game schedules dictate a prompt resolution of this question. How­ ever, other questions, requiring a more thorough investigation than can take place over a weekend, must be addressed. President Keller alluded to such an investigation in Saturday's press conference. We welcome an investigation, under President Keller's supervision, into the basketball program. We know that any inquiry must address allegations and must be asked with a presumption of inno­ cence. Any thorough investigation will try to answer the following questions: What information does the basketball team have that pertains to the current allegation of sexual assault? What do players know? Coaches? What code of conduct has^departing coach Jim Dutcher demanded of his players? How and in what exact terms has Dutcher made such expectations known? Are University recruiting methods sufficient for examining candidates' character? — Asking these questions will be hard, especially at a time when Gopher basketball players deserve to be presumed innocent. ' -■ > -—- — * But allegations recur against this team, including academic ineligibility (substantiated); third degree sexual misconduct (unsubstantiated), misdemeanor theft (substantiated), and now new allegations of sexual misconduct. On the basis of recurring problems, the entire University community deserves a complete inquiry. And, complete disclosure of all results. We call on President Keller to release all findings that bear on the allegations of sexual misconduct. letters Economic reality Thank you, Brad Scheer, for ex­ plaining "the simple economic real­ ity of industry" ("Competitive wages," )an. 24). Scheer states that higher wages cause higher produc­ tion costs. This, of course, is true _ But is he suggesting that wages never be increased? That workers accept whatever management deals out? After all, management certainly understands 'sjmple economics." The problem is that sometimes right and wrong must enter the economic picture. And in Scheer's example of Hormel, what is wrong . is very clear. What is wrong is that the most profitable company in the meat-packing industry slashed its workers' salaries by 23 percent. Benefits were also cut drastically. If the Hormel workers were to accept Hormel's latest proposal, they would make less money three years from now than they did in 1978. Should workers ever take cuts? Certainly. Whenever a company is in serious financial difficulty, there is nothing wrong with making cuts * in workers' (and management's) salaries. Is Hormel in financial diffi­ culty? Last year the company made $38 million. It was a recorchbreak- ing year for Hormel. In fact, the last five years have been the most profitable in the company's history. The saddesf thing about the Hor­ mel situation is that while the workers have been forced to fight for what they had in 1978, the management awarded itself for Hormel's success. The chief exec­ utive officer was given a 68 percent increase in salary. Along with his $600,000 salary, he was given a 'golden parachute" clause in his contract that states that if he should resign within the next three years, he will receive a bonus of $1.6 million. He of course, will still receive his annual pension of $200,000 The rest of the exec­ utives received an average salary increase of 19 percent. Pag* S Hormel is a company that can afford to pay its workers well. The union in Austin is not asking for control of the company, they are just asking to be treated fairly. The workers deserve the support of Minnesotans. Robert Leighton Jr. Economics sophomore Women’s right I sledded out to the mall to find the poster that Mark Meuer described in "Poster propaganda" (Jan. 24). His quotes are correct, I concede; however, the notion that the poster advertised a pro-abortion protest is completely false. The protest was to "defend the right to choose." I know no one whose goal is to terminate every pregnancy possible, but only those who fervently defend women's right for "controlling their own reproduction," as the poster stated. I do favor one choice over the others, but the ability to choose in the first place is the key here. Blacks should be able to choose where they live and work in South Africa; people of Central America should be able to choose their own governments without CIA interven­ tion; and women must be able to choose if and when to reproduce. I find the stance of PSO totally consistent. Keith Alcock Electrical engineering junior Power Of , self-respect The Daily opinions piece, 'A tighter vice grip' (Jan.i24), by Mary Olsen made some interesting points. The man who said 'If you didn't want sex, for chrissake, why didn't you just tell the guy to fuck off?" was answered with 'A reasonable question,... with more than one answer" All of them are poor _ _ answers. > First reason: "Sometimes, especially when you're young, you think the man won't like you if you don't have sex with him.r If any woman thinks the only thing she has to offer a man is her body, she sells her?elf cheap. A woman is not a piece of meat, but an individual important in her own right. If a man leaves her because she will not Have sex, she has lost nothing. Second reason: "Sometimes, you end up doing it because it's some­ thing contemporary women are supposed to do." If contemporary women were supposed to jump off bridges, would you jump too? This is an example of peer pressure. Third reason: 'Sometimes, it's just easier than making an issue out of it." The issue is already there. Do you have sex because you are afraid to stand up for yourself? Your body is something special to be shared with someone special. Sex for sex's sake is OK as long as you are being hohest with yourself (and the other person) about the relationship that exists afterwards. t Fourth reasons The tactic of a man I acting sullen to get what he wants works because 'women are brought up to please, to take care of (others). Most of us grew up with it; it's almost bred into us." The caretaking role is not just a female problem, I was raised in the role myself. This comes down to who are you going to take care of, someone else or yourself? The answer for me is myself. What do I want from this situation, sex or no sex? Later in the article it is said, "But how do you explain the pressure that men exert on unwilling sexual partners?.'.. Unless, someone sug­ gested, the answer (to rape) is power... if the male is simply flexing his power, then this type of sexual relations becomes a micro­ cosm of contemporary society, where power, by and large, resides with men." This should be rewritten to 'But how do you explain that some men exert pressure on unwilling sexual partners? Some people (men and women) are assholes and they exert pressure on unwilling partners ' . Don't think that just men manipu­ late people on sexual issues. Nothing has been said about a woman's power. It's .not the power of a corporation president or a banker. It's the power of self-re­ spect. (i.e. This is my body and I will choose who handles it.) It's the Ewer that starts on a very personal ’e). It's the power of the word N©! If you use the word NO and still get raped, you have a right to all the legal resources this country has to offer. I will support you. If you don't take the responsibility to say no, don't expect a man to be able to read your mind and make the right choice for you. Brad Bailey Computer science undergraduate Letters Policy TT* Duty waiconw* YKwpomu from raao- •rs LaltarssftouUbakaptaiDriatupo*- wbtotndaratubiacttocondanution Thay muat include ugnatura vaM mating ad- draaa and tataphona numdar, and tha nurfr- ar s year macfrool or occupation Please double or tnple space Pseudonyms and ev “ itials mil not be used unless approved by the editor-m-ervat Because of the volume of mail received unpublished individual let­ ters cannot ba acknowledged If you hava any questions regarding letters to the editor, call tha De«y at 373-3381. or stop m at 10 Murphy Halt. University of Minnesota. Mmneapohs MN. S54SS Minnesota Oatfy opnoro V & Fascism and the P-9 By William F. Buckley Jr. © 1986 Universal Press Syndicate strike (opposed, by the way, by the parent union of the United Food and Commercial Workers). The term fascist is too loosely used, and for indefensible reasons tends to be confined to descriptions of heavy-handed activity by governments deemed "right wing." Thus Pinochet's government in Chile is fascist, as also is Stroessner's in Paraguay, but Qaddafi's and the Ayatollah's are something else, . v because of their loose psychological identifi­ cation with populism. Which brings up the subject of labor unions and the lazy public acceptance of muscle power prevailing over human rights. One might reasonably stretch A strike is a conventional means of consol­ idating opposition to decisions taken by management. But a strike has got to respect rights of others, and in Austin, strikers are physically threatening both outsiders who seek to accept employment with Hormel, and members of the local who Would rather accept Hormel's wages than continue unem­ ployed. It is, of course, a very old story. During the newspaper stfikes in New York City, which is “If (the Hormel boycott succeeds), workers at one plant would be doing their very best to inflict economic damage on fellow. workers in other plants.” the term fascistic to describe a kind of martial rigidity more appropriate to plebe year at West Point than to an open society of confident and mature people. The paralysis of Austin, Minn., is principally before the public eye. There the Hormel meat-packing plant struggles to stay alive. By all reports it is highly automated and effi­ ciently managed. But it has been losing mopey, so that the alternatives became clear: either shut the plant down or reduce the overhead. This means reducing hourly wages and benefits, and the announcement last August that this would be done caused the the capital of labor union militancy, to distribute newspapers that actually got printed was to take one’s life in hand. Tires were slashed, trucks burnt up, threats issued. They call it taking the law into one s hands. The local in Austin has called on the labor movement throughout the country to back its strike: concretely, to send the strikers money to make it possible for them to continue not to work for a living, and to boycott Hormel products manufactured in other plants. If this were to succeed, then workers at one plant would be doing their very best to inflict economic damage on fellow workers in other No easy answers TRB From Washington © 1986 The New Republic, Inc. the commercialization of tennis or "whether the forces of destruction in baseball can be dispelled." Nineteen ei£htk-five was a busy year, as always, for thoughtful observers. Their opin­ ion was sought and cited on issues ranging from whether "Mr. Reagan used his first term to start a process of change" (New York Times) to "the limits inherent in even the most precise Expressions of unaided human reason' (Christian Science Monitor). I get this information not from the National League of Thoughtful Observers, but frortv Nexis, the computerized data base main­ tained by Mead Data Central of Dayton, Ohio. Nexis files away every word published in the Times, the Monitor, the Washington Post. Time, Newsweek, and so on, along with exotica like the BBC Summary of World Broadcasts. For a fee, you can look up any word or group of words and see how they were used. ’ Thoughtful observers are a dyspeptic lot. They're always rejecting 'simplistic argu­ ments," demanding "careful thinking on the part of policy makers," and warning of "a" major shakeout' or even "a vast, but still avoidable, tragedy" if "the numerous neg­ ative strands in the present situation continue to concatenate." The gloom only dispels in situations where ordinary mortals tend to­ ward pessimism. Then thoughtful observers suddenly and perversely declare themselves "delighted." c If there's anything that animates a thoughtful observer, it's a vital question. In 1985 alone, there were 55 vital questions, according to Nexis. Most of them. I’m sorry to report, were raised by foreigners. Communists seem to have a special enthusiasm for vital ques tions. East German party boss Erich Honecker raised half a dozen on a single visit to France in June. Thoughtful observers have piped up (and I see them with pipes—don't you?) 67 times since Nexis got started in 1977. Not surpris­ ingly, the publication with the best contacts among thoughtful observers is the Times, which has gotten them to opine on 19 different subjects. The Monitor is a distant second with 12 citations. More surprising, and disappointing, is that even thoughtful observers spend much of their time chatter­ ing about professional sports, just like every­ one else. True, they're concerned about "the alienation and withdrawal of young people" in Namibia But more often, they're ponder­ ing whom the Dali- Cowboys will draft nr A Hungarian official quoted by the BBC in April declared that the fate of socialism and the future of mankind "are still vital ques­ tions' even though they are "questions which Lenin addressed himself to and solved." In an article titled 'What Should Literary Heroes Be Like?" a Soviet literary critic announced his preference for 'reflective heroes' over "ste­ reotyped ideal heroes' because the former are "searching for the answer to vital ques­ tions." Americans not only raise fewer vital ques­ tions. They also apply the label recklessly to questions of dubious vitality. To the Financial Times of London, a vital question is "the role Monday. January 27, . o Y l\ plants. Meanwhile, Eastern Airlines announces that one out of seven flight attendants will be dismissed, and those who are not will need to put in longer days. The news was (quite understandably) met with rue—by conscien­ tious and hard-working men and women who find it difficult to understand why suddenly their material welfare should be reduced. The answer to that question is very simple: People Express Airlines will fly you from the New York area to Columbia, S.C., for about 50 bucks. Eastern has been charging, for the sam« flight, over $200. Are we supposed to get mad at People Express for providing cheaper fares? practices that offend. There are the delica­ cies. Last week I learned about a routine incident in San Jose, Calif. The symphony orchestra was rehearsing with Petqr Serkin the first piano concerto of Brahms. A) exactly 10 o’clock, exactly 10 measures—the climac­ tic bars of music—were left to be played. But a lady—the shop stewardess—playing the French horn, or whatever, stood, and the whole orchestra stopped dead, as if Stalin or Hitler had entered the room, commanding silence. -sc. One should pause before taking offense at me workings of automation and efficient management. I have heard it calculated that if the methods of telephone transmission of the 1930s were in use tqway, in order to accommodate contemporary telephone traf­ fic the telephone companies would need to hire every working woman between the ages of 21 and 60. You see, if the music had gone 30 seconds over the hour, the union would have charged a billion dollars or whatever, and of course the orchestra association doesn't have the extra billion. And so the musicians them­ selves suffered the psychological rupture: coitus interruptus musicalis. Peter Serkin's frustration was allayed by playing a half- dozen improvised notes easing the harmony into resolution. I hope they wpn't drop him into the East River in a sacITbf cement for this offense. As I say, some dare call this kind of thing fascistic. But it isn't only irrational and brutalitanan of the family in Swedish society." To Mac- Lean's magazine of Canada, it's the cause of earthquakes. To the New York Times. 'Whe­ ther 26 cards fit well together is a vital question in (bridge) bidding strategy." And to the Washington Post, "Elvis switching to electric guitar (is) a vital question at this juncture in Presley 's career" York Times bridge columnist who thought that bidding strategy raised vital questions toiTured himself further by noting that "if one had to select the best cardplayer of all time: there would be no easy answer." If there is a shortage of high-quality Vital questions, there is a virtual famine of easy answers "The people are looking for an easy answer." declared Bernhard Goetz (one of "ihe 25 most mtrigqing people of 1985") in People magazine. Dec. 30. Yet on no fewer than 88 sublets in 1985, according to Nexis, there were "no easy answers' at all. The Washington Post won the bewilderment stakes with no easy answers to a whopping 23 questions, thus trouncing the New York Times at 15 and the Christian Science Mcjnitor at 13. Even more disturbing, perhaps, than the lack of easy answers is the huge volume of things that remain to be seen. Over 2.500 of them, in fact, since Nexis began, and 1,223 in 1985 alone. This is aq ominous trend. Clearly we re v losing ground here. After all. how many things can be seen by even the most thoughtful observer in the course of the dav? Not as many as get added each day to the !;st of things that remain to be seen. Among highlights, there were no easy an­ swers regarding: "the best way to link com- Euters," the "Afghanistan Question," how to ick a football into a head wind, the proper way to sing bel canto, peace in the Middle East, "how to pick a long-distance phone service," how astronauts go to the bathroom (honest — "no easy answer," Washington Post, June 12), "where, and under what circumstances, American power should be employed," the use of sulfites in salad bars, "the contradictions and paradoxes of Juda­ ism," "Western Europe: Center of Periphery," and, of course, abortion. On the other hand, there are grounds fu cautious optimism. In the first 10 days of 1986, only 14 new items remained to be seen. These include the future of commu­ nism (Christian Science Monitor), whether Mayor Washington of Chicago will eat some cheese steaks given to him by Mayor Koch of New York (New York Times), whether Star Wars will work, whether new rules will benefit the cosmetics industry, whether ma­ chines can be taught to think, and 'how those in power (in Nigeria) will conduct themselves' (BBC). An economist wrote in American Banker that President Reagan 'faces a five-part economic policy dilemma." Not only are there "no easy answers," but "inflationary monetary poli­ cy .. %is notone of them " The same New _ No one c^n gainsay that these are vital questions.Tftit so far they're piling up at a non-seasonally adjusted annual rate of only 511—less than half of last year's torrid pace. Is this the beginning of a turnaround? Well, there are ... no, I just carYt say it. Let's just say that only time will tell. Pag* 7 -r # \ s Forfeiture sped decision to depart Following the resignation ot basketball coach Jim Dutcher at Saturday's news conference. University President Kenneth Keller said that no decision had been made regarding tha remetnder of the basketball season. Dutcher from 1 "It is for us to understand and 1 decide under what circumstances the University of Minnesota's inter­ collegiate athletic teams can have , the privilege of representing us,’ 4* Keller said. 'And that is an issue that goes beyond the issue of laws and beyond the issues of courts and goes, in fact, to the center of the problem we have today.' Those problems began exactly a ygapago when Lee was charged "with third-degree sexual miscon­ duct. Gopher guard Todd Alexan­ der then was convicted of a misdemeanor theft for the fraudu­ lent use of a bank card. Lee was acquitted of the charge Jan. 14 but was arrested again, along with Smith and George Williams, in Matlison Friday morning as suspects in the alleged rape of an 18-year- old Madison Area Technical Col­ lege student.' Dutcher said Saturday that he con­ sidered resigning in the walje of the first Lee incident. After Friday's arrests, he told Giel he planned to resign at the end of this season, but then reportedly decided to resign effective immediately upon Keller's decisjon to forfeit the Northwestern game. Asked at the press conference if he would ever coach again, Dutcher said, 'I wouldn’t rule that out. I still love basketball, and if the right' job came along, I'd take it.' But at 4:45 p.m. Saturdayjim Dutcher, owner of a 312^163 coaching record, walkedalone through the Morrill Hall garage, raising a handkerchief to his face as he climbed into his Buick and drove off. 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Renumber the Alamo— three delicious, bigger-than-life Texas beef ribs. just $5.95 (reg. $8.45). The Rudolphs Special—one Texas beef rib and'/«bar-b-que spring chicken, just $4.95 (reg. $5.95). All four served with creamy cole slaw, skin-on soul friesand Texas toast Drink specials on all bar brand drinks and bar brand cocktails, too. ‘And don’t forget, you get a free hot fudge sundae with any b»-b-que. beef, or seafood entree ordered through the end of J&nuary (Northeast location only). 815 East Hennepin, 623-3671 (Just fi Works east of Riverpfare) Pag* 8 " s -V*'' Minnesota Daity i : r Student unions may have one director By Christopher Smith A proposal to combine the admin­ istration of the University's three 4 sfudent unions has received both praise^ancf criticism from students who serve on the unions' govern­ ing boards. The proposal, which is part of a plan to reorganize student activies, was announced last week by Stu­ dent Activities Coordinator Carl Nelson. Each union now has its own staff director and a predominantly stu­ dent-run governing board that implements union policy. Under Nelson's plan, Coffman Memorial Union, the West Bank Union and the St. Paul Student Center would become a single administrative unit. A single director would estab­ lish union policies and help coordi­ nate activities across the unions. The director would be headquar­ tered on the Minneapolis campus. The proposal must receive final approval fr6m the Minnesota Union Coordinating Board. That board traditionally passes union policy changes. "This spells to me the death of the individuality of the separate unions " said Randy Petersbn, a student who is president of the St. Paul Student Center's Board of Governors. Bryce Whitwam, a student member of the West Bank Union's govern­ ing board, said the board wrote a statement against creating a single union. 'The individual input will be lost," he said. Whitwam said the unions need more coordination to avoid duplicating their efforts, but said student representation would suffer under a single union. Nelson said the plan would not- take away autonomy from the $ student unions. Union government has become too cumbersome, with four different boards and three directors trying to reach a compro­ mise on every issue, he said. Having one director with more direct decision-making power .'will be an integration of separate opin­ ions,' Nelson said. 'It will save time and effort." Scott Chesney, a student who is the Coffman Union Board of Gov­ ernor's president, said Nelson's proposal "makes all the sense in the world. It should have been done ten years ago.’ Union poli-| cies are open to three different ! interpretations and applications urn A. R.I.P. ATTENTION CIVIL SERVICE EMPLOYEES The Civil Service Committee Invites Ton To An OPEN FORUM THURSDAY, JANUARY 30 • NOON-hOO PM ROOM 300 MORRILL HALL Speak out on issues of concern to you as a civil service staff member Open Forum is held regularly gn the last Monday of the month from Noon-TOO Employees are welcome to stay for the Committee s business meeting (1-4) WE LISTEN' der the present structure, he said. . \f ‘ «.. . Under the new plan, each union still would have its own advising board. Nelson said, and a staff person responsible for its day-to- day operations. But the boards' role would change because each • union would no longer have a separate director. Union directors traditionally have worked closely with their govern­ ing boards to determine how to apply general union policies to their own unions. Under the new plan, the boards simply will give advice to the overall union direc-, tor. k «4* ' * Peterson said the new arrangement would erode support for the St. Paul Student Center. A single direc­ tor located on the Minneapolis campus would be too far removed to be responsive to St. Paul stu­ dents, he said. Support and student involvement in the union, along with its activities, would suffer, Peterson said. 'Carl just isn't willing to admit that the four miles over here is a long distance," he said. Under Nelson's plan, the Minne­ sota Union Coordinating Board would hand over its governing authority to the Twin Cities Cam­ pus Asiembly. . The plan to consolidate the unions calls for the newly established Department of Co-Curriculum to take over some union programs. This would lead to a greater coor­ dination of union programs. 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Kate Green is the author of the suspense novel Shattered Moon, in which a psychic reluctantly helps a Los Angeles detective solve a series of ritualistic murders, learning, in the process that she's the killer's future victim. The book was officially released Jan. 2; the movie rights have been sold to the producers of Saturday Night Fever and Gallipoli; to date the foreign rights have been sold to England, France, Germany, Sweden, Norway, and Holland. i » . Kate Green has also authored two collec­ tions of poetry. The Bell in the Silent Body and If the World is Running Out. She graduated from the University of Minnesota in English in 1972 and received a master's in 1974 from the Boston Univer­ sity Creative Writing Program. She lives in St. Paul and has taught at Macalester, Augsburg, and Hamline University; she returned to the U of M this quarter to teach intermediate creative writing. words worth: You're back at the University after 14 years. Do you find it's changed? Kate Green Well, I've kept in touch—----- poetry readings, and symposiums and lectures, but I'm really excited to be teaching at the University. Having been a student here, it's a little like deja vu—here I am in Lind Hall again. It feels like a circling back, like going back to your hometown. I'm part of this new adjunct writing faculty, so over the next three yeirs I'll be teaching a course here and a course there. I think Maragaret Miles is a regular contributor to words worth. that the University of Minnesota will even­ tually rival Iowa (The Iowa Writer's Workshop) as one of the highest-quality writing programs in the country because we not only have a core of very fine writers who are already here, but this adjunct writing faculty will make use of local writers who may have a solid 'regional' reputation but are emerging with a national reputa­ tion. It's exciting to get to know these people better than just 'Hi' at readings. I've asked Pierre DeLattre if I can sit in on one of his classes, and I've always wanted to take Trish Hampl's Memoir Writing class. I'm iust thinking now I want to sign up for all these classes, (laughs) I really like teaching a lot. You feel so functional when you're teaching. When you're writing, a poem might have a great impact on someone, but you don't know it. Wnen they read it they might write you a letter, they might come up to you after a reading. But you can feel the impact of teaching right away and I like that. It's useful. ww: Do you find it difficult to maintain your own sense of self as a writer while you're teaching others to write? KG: I actually am really nourished by teaching. When you have to articulate something to your students about writing, you have to talk about the writing process, and that excites me. But you can definitely burn it out. I'll talk about writing theory or poetics or other writers' works—I find that really stimulating—but I won't talk about my next novel with anyone. I heard an interesting thing, maybe in a book called Writing the Natural Way. It said in terms of language expression, the unconscious source—where all the good stuff comes out—has both the channels of speech and writing coming out of it. And if you talk a N lot about your idea, the unconscious might think the writing has already been done Some part of the unconscious thinks, "Well, haven't I written that chapter al­ ready? I’m sure I have." That's really true Mishima: the tragedy of life through death ww: Is your novel-in-progress a sequel to Shattered Moon! KG: It's not a sequel. It's a suspense novel, and it does have elements of the super­ natural. ww: Where does your interest in the supernatural come from? KG: 1,'ve always gone to fortune tellers and ■palm readers and tarot card readers and thrown the I Ching and been to psychics and had past life regressions. I'm not obsessed with it, but when I’ve heard somebody was a good reader or I felt the need for some kind of outside view or symbolism to sort of guide me, then I've sought out people. I've always been in- triguecTby that ability, whatever it is. Some people really set themselves up as gurus and have unicorns in their house and intense burning, and others are very ordinary people living in colonial houses with plaid living room sets from Wards. I've always been interested in usipg tarot cards, the symbolism of tarot cards, as a medita- _ tioh. I've read tarot cards for years myself and studied them and studied with people, and I was able to use what I've learned for my psychic in Shattered Moon. ww: Shattered Moon is having a lot of commercial success. Do you.feel you've sold out your previous work as a poet in your shift to the more lucrative genre of suspense novels? KG: I feel, very clearly, that I'm not limited to any particular form and I don't feel that my being is defined by any particular form. I think its interesting how people seek out for themselves forms and labels'so that they'll feel more comfortable in their life. I don't feel I'm a poet-type or a mystery writer-type or an essay-type or a professor- type or a mother-type or a wife-type. I just feel I'm me. Many of the roles may be in conflict, but I'm stimulated by that. The other thing that's been important to me is that it's very central to claim to make a living for myself with my writing. And for me that meant writing a novel. You don't make a living writing poetry—not by poetry itself. You can make a living teach­ ing poetry. I wanted to earn a living with my writing, and I felt that it was particdlady important as a woman to claim tne right, the power, of supporting myself with my craft and creativity. I can't speak for other countries, but in America it seems to me we split the artist off from the rest of life— including earning a living, as if there's something dirty about it. My muse is right in there with my kids and my checking account and my marriage and my life. It's not this separate, floating, ethereal, pretty thing. It comes out of the body of my life. I'm also interested in how forms of writing can intermingle and cross over. As soon as I feel like I'm writing something and I already know it's a poem, I think, 'Ugh, that's really boring.' Every time I've gone into an area in my writing that makes me a little nervous, questioning and feeling anxious about it, I know I'm on the right track. And I felt that when I was writing Shattered Moon. I'd think, 'Well, you're a poet, what are you doing writing a mystery? Isn't this odd?* and then I'd say, 'Yes, it is. And that's exactly why you should be doing it.' Whenever I've pursued some­ thing and felt that 'Mqpe anxiety,' it's always been a good indication to-me that I'm moving in a direction that'll be positive for me. I'm pushing out into something that's going to reouire parts of me I've not used before. Lately I've been trying to write essays and they've all come out like poems. Is success what you hoped it would Mishima: A Biography John Nathan Little, Brown and Company, 300 pp. Paperback, $8.95 When the Japanese novelist Yukio Mishima took his life at the age of 45 by disemboweling himself in the samurai manner, he cut short the life of a ‘ remarkably diverse individual and silenced the voice of a literary giant. At the time of his death, Mishima had produced 40 novels, 20 volumes of short stories, as many volumes of literary essays, and 18 plays (all lavishly performed). He had many bestsellers and was critically acclaimed v both in his-homeland and around the ^ world. Three tn^as he was nominated for the Nobel PrizerTh addition, he was an international celebrity known for his joie de vivre, an actor, film and theater director, expert swordsman, and dedicated body­ builder. Seven times he had traveled around the world. Once he had conducted a symphony orchestra. And yet days before his suicide, he had confided to his mother that he'd never done anything in his life he had wanted to do. R«vi«w*d by Joseph A. Schuld j John Nathan's thorough 1974 biography, Joseph A. Schuld is a fraalance writer. rereleased last fall in response to a revival of interest in Mishima (Paul Schrader's controversial film, Mishima, was shown at the Walker in November), attempts to explain Mishima's compulsive tendencies and suicide, tracing the roots of his self- acknowledged illness to a perverse child­ hood environment. Nathan, a friend and translator of Mishima's while a student of literature at Tokyo University, is perhaps better suited to analysis than to biography, but he produces nevertheless an intense portrait of Mishima's life, particularly in his early years. Through interviews with Mishi­ ma's family and friends, he patches to­ gether a vision of the novelist's austere and damaging childhood. Born Kimitake Hirao^a in 1925 (Mishima was his pen name), as an infant he was taken from his mother Shizue by his paternal grandmother. Shizue was allowed in her son's presence only for feeding and changing; when these were finished he was returned to his grandmother's shuttered sickroom, where he spent his first 12 years. Although the tyrannical grandmother, Natsu, hoarded him ostensibly for his betterment, in reality she wanted to raise someone to understand and share her pain and despair. This was a terrible burden for - the small boy. A manic depressant, Matsu ^ also suffered from sciatica. Her afflictions made her sensitivfeyto noise and distur­ bances. She would fly into rages when Mishima irritated her. She allowed him only a few quiet toys.'She forbade him from playing with boys, playing outside, and visiting his parents without permission. Mishima accepted these conditions with quiet resignation. When he was alone, he Mishima posing with samurai sword, 1969 retreated into a fantasy world. Since reality was cruel, it became necessary tq create an alternative. In Confessions of a Mask, Mishima portrays himself at the age of five as a child with a developed antipathy for reality and an irresistible fantasy world to pose against it. It is a world of “Night and Blood and Death," of beautiful princes being slain or de­ voured or lovingly executed, of "the most sophisticated of cruelties and the most exquisite of crimes." The child feels vaguely guilty about his immer­ sion in these fantasies; and although » he is not aware of their significance, they frighten him. Yet they are far more beautiful, and even more real, than reality itself; and he is helpless to resist them. Mishima lost awareness of his own exis­ tence long before Natsu released him at the age of l2. From Nathan's evidence, he never fully regained it. In the pattern of his adult life, Mishima sought ways to feel alive. After his death, his younger brother Chiyuki described him as a person who wanted to exist but couldn't. Nathan provides numerous examples of Mishima's earliest writings. These are laden with disturbing scenes and images: lovers rotting away after committing suicide and murder. In these stories and poems, death is equated with beauty, and death is a seductive, irresistible force. His best works, though, brought Mm to the attention of his teachers. He was regarded almost instantly as a great talent. Mishima graduated at the top of his class in 1944 and was personally awarded a Silver watch by the emperor at a time when the emperor was thought to be divine. Mish­ ima cherished the occasion for the rest of his life. Nathan sees this moment as the seed of Mishima's neo-fascist beliefs, for which he later gave up his life. (The headband Mishima wore when he plunged the sword into his abdomen proclaimed, 'All lives to the Fatherland,' a kamikaze slogan.) Because of his ill health, Mishima served on home duty in Japan. From one station, he could view the tire bombings of Tokyo. The air raids on the distant metropo­ lis, which I watched from the shelter of the arsenal, were beautiful. The flames seemed to hue to all the colors of the rainbow: it was like watching the light of a distant bonfire at a great banquet of death and destruction. Mishima had great difficulty adjusting to post-waf Japan. He found the surrender humiliating and felt that the Japanese had lost all honor. He missed the excitement of the war years and-the fire raids. According to Nathan, he also saw his chance to die valiantly, in the defense of his homeland, slip away from him. Nathan describes Mishima's twenties as an embarkation on a 'quest for life.’ This journey led him through homosexuality and pederasty. He took extended trips around the world, deeply influenced by what he saw. He became almost thor­ oughly westernized in these years, but not necessarily in a tasteful manner. As he once explained to his horrified architect, 'I want to sit on rococo furniture wearing Levis and an aloha shirt; that's my ideal of a lifestyle." In this period, Mishima found what he had been searching for in Greece, 'above all, in the marble statues of youth that testified to the Greek's belief in 'the immortality of beauty.'' Greece cured my self-hatred and loneliness and awoke in me a will to Schuld to 12 The house that Kidder brewed House Tracy Kidder Houghton Mifflin, 333 pp. Hardcover, $17.95 Ti folio* be? KG: It's really exciting. But I think you have to love the process of writing. You have to love the everyday ups and downs, the challenges and the working through. What if I'd only been happy these two weeks since Shattered Moon officially came out? I like beginning things, I like ending things, I like being fed up with things...: It all has, every part of the process, information for my life and I feed it all right back into my poems and characters. I'll give you an example: I was complaining a lot in my journal because my husband and I are fixing up our old duplex in St. Paul and we Miles to 12 • racy Kidder's House is built in accord­ ance with Louis Sullivan's first prin­ ciple of architectural design: 'form H ws function.' House's function is two­ fold: it's both a stylish 'how-to' primer for Baby Boomers entering the housing market and a docudrama about children of the '60s struggling to come to terms with being middle-aged and middle-class in the suc­ cess-minded '80s. R»vt»wd by Royr B. Larson In performing the first function, that of a *how-to' primer. House proves to be both precise and engaging. By dividing the book into five sections—"The Contract,' 'Archi­ tecture,' "Wood,* 'In a Workmanlike Man­ ner," and 'Returns'—Kidder enables the lay reader to digest a wide range of technical information organized to coincide with the house's actual construction. Kid­ der's obvious-relish for even the most recondite aspects of house building, and his often engrossing digressions into the historical origins of certain esoteric prac­ tices, call to mind the whaling sections of Moby Dick. Here, however, any comparison between Melville and Kidder ends. Melville, after all, was a novelist, and Moby Dick, one of the greatest novels ever written. Kidder sees himself primarily as a journalist. And while he might take pleasure from those reviews comparing House's style to that of a novel, he should be grateful that it isn't one. For had he actually written a novel instead of a nonfiction narrative that merely read like one, House would haveibeen saddled with the unwelcome notoriety of being the first novelization of the good-friends-good- yuppies type of beer commercials so common now. Not the kind of thing you'd want on your resume, unless writing ad copy for Michelob or Lowenbrau is your life's ambition. Or unless you’re interested in playing Boswell to the Baby Boomer generation, in l * Roger B. Larson is a local writer and critic. which case"prose that reads tike ad copy - would be just the ticket for telling tales of an aggressively shallow age. Without the primer passages, that's all House would be. The visual images Kidder evokes certainly have the amber ambience of an upscale ad for hops and grain. And the buyers, build­ ers, and architect, being all the same age, might seem like just the kind of people the Lowenbrau songwriter has in mind. But they don't all become good friends, and it's a good thing they don't. Take away the tension that binds the personal passages together and House would end up being an even more banalized 3.2 Big Chill. The tension that drives Kidder's docudrama forward is only partly a function of the class resentment that has historically separated ’ carpenters from architects and their pa­ trons. In House, the tension also draws on the last dregs of the political and cultural legacy left over from the '60s. The buyers, Judith and Jonathan Souweine, and the architect, their friend Bill Rawn, are Ivy League alumni of the '60s who were never really alienated from middle-class mores and money but whose idealism was more a part-time commitment to social justice and ending the war in Vietnam. The contractors responsible for building the $160,000 Greek Revival house (on the four acres of land given to the Souweines by Judith's father) are four ex-hippie carpen­ ters who fled to the New England hills. Their ambivalent response is an outgrowth of their pride in being consummate crafts­ men and in doing 'a workmanlike job' and their troubled realization that this house marks a turning point in their lives: in order to continue to build they need to become better businessmen who know how to pay their bills. This is the wedge that inserts itself between the contractors and their clients. As one of the contractors ruefully remarks to Kidder, he's the ope who has 'to put a meter on their dreams." He's the one who says you can't have it all. But that's only part of the story, and Kidder isn't one to dwell on the downside. You don't land a book on the New^York Times Best Seller List in the upbeat '80s by going against the grain of what the decade's guru, Ronald Reagan, has decreed. And you don't become the Baby Boomer's Boswell by writing about something that doesn't satisfy their narcissistic needs What the Boomers love to read above all else are new installments in the biography of their idealized selves. Which is why Esquire Magazine publishes an annual look at ' New Leadership Class,' and Dewar's pushes its Scotch using back-page 'Pro files.' The House, in fact, borrows heavily from De- war's ads. Beer commercials are good for group portraits, but a 'Profile' gives you the individual up close and personal. Look at the way Kidder introduces his characters. In a pithy paragraph or two we get a full resume of each and every one of them. Jonathan Souweine: Education: Columbia University @nd Harvard Law School. Most Interesting Experience: campaigning for anti-war congressman, working for Mass- PIRG, losing campaign for Franklin County DA. Favorite motto: "We're B-plus people. Life's not pe^ect. Get it done." __ If the quotes Kidder gathers identify the characters' roots as vintage '60s ("I couldn't really flunk out of college because there weren't really any grades at the ones I went to.'), his description of their relationships and careers is unmistakably '80s, as in this capsule summary of the Souweine's mar­ riage: "They have a fine, sturdy marriage, which js more than a marriage. It is an enterprise. They make a formidable combi­ nation. They are decisive. They know their own minds. And they knew what they wanted in a house." You get the pictu(e: these are impressive people. And I haven't even told the half of it. Tne list goes on ad nauseum, featuring revealing anecdotes from (who eke) a racquetbalT partner, descriptions of the glorious life ("A beach chair, a radio, and very good book"), and books they're recommending to friends (Understanding Wood, Vanity Fair.) It's a sadly debauched version of Sullivan's architectural dictum. Where Sullivan hoped to make the human spirit soar, Kidder merely tries to ensure that his book sells. House suggests that Kidder's claim to becoming the new age's leading chronicler has less to do with his artistic vision than it does with his remarkable marketing intu­ ition. If democratic countries get the presi­ dents and poets they deserve, then Kidder's book convinces me it’s time the Boomers did a little housecleaning, q Pag* 10 Minnesota Daily Monday. January 27. 1966 .:f ""A Page 11 ir tMiles from IQ had to spend all our money on a new root. And that's really boring because a new roof doesn't show and no one notices your new roof and you're not enjoying your new roof. So one day I just bore down and started writing a poem called 'Don't Make Your Life Too Beautiful." I knew at the time that I was also writing about writing: Don't make your writing too beautiful. Don't always look for the noble, great moment, or wait for great inspiration. Your life is right here with that boarded-up back door and the flaking plaster falling off the ceiling and your old fence toppling over in the backyard, and your writing life is right here with the images you can't quite put together and those notebooks that seem to go nowhere. So you really have to love the everyday process. ww: Is the process alftS^s satisfying? KQ: I think it's really interesting when people say, 'She has a successful first novel,' and what they don't see is the one I worked on for three years that didn't work out. It was my transition, poetry to prose. Experiment: 500-page prose poem about me. (laughs) It was just like this long poem that rambled on.... ww: Arvepic? A Paradise Lost? s, right, ig what': definitely lost. So I'm really enjoyin s happening with Shattered Moon in a way that has a lot to do with having a project that didn't work out. ww: Can you tell me about future projects? cj ■ . ' KQ: I'm putting together another book of r poems now and I'm writing the second novel which I've already sold to mx publisher so I'm writing under a deadline. I pretty much outlined the second novel driving back and forth to California this summer. I was at the wheel the entire time with a two-year-old and a four-year-old strapped to the back seat playing Care Bear tapes. Meanwhile where could I go but Chapter One? I lost the thread of it this fall, though, so I just got a red pen and blocked days out on my calendar all the way through February. I'm really disciplined about my hours. I block out writing time on my calendar because if there's empty space on a calendar, it's really easy to just meet someone for lunch. You have to write as many hours as you set out to write. If I put down three hours on my calendar, I write three hours whether it feels hard or not and I'd say every third day I can really geLit. going. One of my rules is that I have to keep my pen or pencil moving the entire time, even if I'm writing only about the process of it: 'I've been stuck. I've been stuck for days. Maybe I've been stuck for years. . ." If you always stop when you feel resistance to writing, then you're training yourself to stop when you have anxiety and you'll either never write much or you'll be an incredibly anxious person. So I keep the pen moving. • Schuld from 11 . health in the Nietzschean sense. The flower of Mishima's 'Creek period' was the 1954 novel The Sound of Waves, which instantly broke not only his own sales records but also all post-war records with a hardcover sale of 106,000. The book was devoid of death images and troubling references and was Mishima's only unper- ^ verted love story. That year and the year that followed were Mishima's happiest. His feeling of well-being was not to last, however, and he later denounced both his Creek fever and the book, referring to it as 'that joke on the public^* Nathan notes that 1955 was a turning point for Mishima. In that year, he began his program of physical rejuvenation. His health in childhood could only be de­ scribed as terrible. (Once he had gone into a coma and long period of illness after coughing up something 'the color of coffee.') In his school years he was known as 'asparagus child.' By the age of 30, he found himself in greater need of pfoof of his physical existence. Mishima began lifting weights three times a week, a regimen he continued until the year of his death. He tried boxing for a time, was ,• continually beaten, and apparently enjoyed the pain. In body building he discovered the greatest satisfaction. His muscle growth rebuilt him "not only physically but also psychically.' Nathan attributes at least some of Mishima's respect for him to his athletic ability: Mishima for his part was probably delighted with me. first because I was a good translator and he was avid for < the Nobel Prize, but also because into the bargain I was capable of seeming / nearly as physical as he seemed: in a word. I was the only good translator he was likely to encounter who could actually beat him at arm wrestling, and that mattered, I am certain. Nathan's failing is his inability to fully ima had never been political, but by 1960 his major concerns were decidedly nation­ alistic. He became obsessed with resurrect­ ing the old imperial system. To this end, he formed a fascist group named the Shield Society to defend against leftist threats. After a spectacular but unsuccessful at­ tempt to inspire a coup within Japan's Self Defense Force, Mishima killed himself by the ancient samurai method of seppuku. Nathan claims that Mishima's fascist beliefs were 4 frdnt for his true need to die gloriously. His argument, however, is weak. His conclusion forgets Mishima's post-war 7s future and the decline of the imperial system. He also discounts the possibility of a midlife crisis. Generally, Nathan's biography of the late novelist is well-crafted and stimulating. If ‘ anything, it could be expanded with greater detail and more examples of Mishima's conversations and criticisms. The volume also conjoins many excellent photographs, all of which contribute greatly to the work. It is an intimate portrait, a skillful rendering of one of this century's most dynamic artists. • Calendar Hello and welcome to our calendar. And welcome back to winter as well. To make you feel better about the whole chilly situation, words worth will fill you in on the plethora of events happening thi? week in the Twin Cities literary igloo. Tonight at the Loring Park Playhouse (1639 Hennepin Ave., Suite 228) CHAN­ NEL ARTS presents Maron Hfndarlia in 'Power Woman Say No More.' Hin- derlie—an actress, storyteller, and tea­ cher—uses stories and poetry to reflect upon the progression of women from silences to assertions and expectations. If you want to find out what this is all about, be there at 8 and be prepared for the general admission charge of $3. Or you can call 340-0130 for more info. Be sure to leave a space in your schedule Wednesday to hear Patricia Hampl read and discuss her recent creative writing. This will take place in the Fireplace Room in Willey Hall (University West Bank) at 12:15 p.m. Hampl teaches poetry and nonfiction prose writing. Wednesday evening at 8, bring yourself to the Fireplace Room to hear University professor Michael Dennis Browne. He'll 'give a free reading of his jaoetry and prose. A reception follows. Big-time writer Jamaica Kincaid comes to Minneapolis Thursday to read about writing. Kincaid was born and educated in the West Indies and is a staff writer for The New Yorker. In 1984 Kincaid had her first book, At the Bottom of the River. published, and in 1985 she published Annie lohn. At 3:15 p.m., Kincaid will speak in Room 320 Coffman Union (University East Bank). Admission is free and open to the public. If you miss her there or want to see her twice, she will read from her works at 8 p.m. at the Walker Art Center. Admission for the WAC reading is $4 for John and Joan Public and $3 for WAC members and senior citizens. For ticket info or reserva­ tions call 375-7622. Also Thursday at 8 p.m. in the WARM (doesn't that sound cozy?) Gallery (414£- First Avenue N.) there will be 'An Evening with the Poets,' featuring Jill Brackcnrtdgc, Phcbc Hanson, and Mon­ ica Ochtrup. Admission is $3 or $2 for WARM members. This Friday evening at 8, the Loft (2301 Franklin Ave. E.) will give everyone an' . opportunity to read from his/her own work or, if shy, just listen to what the others have done. Yes, it's an open k reading. Free to Loft members and $2 for the rest of the Twin Cities. Sunday afternoon from 2 to 3, freelance fiction writer Soyina-Quyton will present readings from her book Whistling Women, a collection of short stories about women's lives. It all happens at the WARM Gallery, so come one, come all. And why not conclude your weekend by hearing Judith Brin Ingbar and Jara Truar read at the Loft? Ingber will read from her recently published book Victory Dances, the story of dancer Frad Bark. Truer is a Minneapolis poet writing about men's issues. The reading is Sunday evening at 7. Admission is $3. :f Video ‘l TALK ABOUT ME -1 AM AFRICA (1980, 56 minutes) Monday, January 27-Friday, January 31, 12:15 pm each day Coffman union Fireplace Lounge (1st floor, across from Info Desk). This documentary explores the role of political theater in helping to bring about social change in South Africa. The Black theater groups profiled include guerrilla theater, performed in the streets of Shantytown, as well as touring groups that perform either openly or clandestinely in places like Soweto. In interviews, playwrights discuss how they get their message across despite the harsh censorship laws and constant threat of imprisonment. The film is testimony to the important part culture plays in building a Black consciousness movement and resisting Apartheid. AT THIS TIME NEXT TEAR, T0U COULD BE STUDYING AT ANOTHER UNIVERSITY WHILE MAKING PROGRESS TOWARD TOUR U OF M DEGREE! This year 50 of your fellow students are studying at the University of Hawaii, the University of Massachusetts, the University of Montana, the University of New Mexico, the University of South Carolina, and many other exciting places. They are participants in the NATIONAL STUDCNT EXCHANGE program. They are earning credits and making regular progress toward their U of M degrees while they experience the cultural and geographical diversity of the U.S. by attending one of the 78 colleges and Universities located in 37 states, Puerto Rico, and the Virgin Islands. They pay a program fee equivalent to the usual U of M tuition and fees, and their financial aid applies to the exchange program. This opportunity is available to all U of M undergraduates in any major. Application Doadlino for all or part of the 1986-87 academic year is February 14, so make your plans now. See an NSE advisor In The Office for Special Learning Opportunities, 220 Johnston Had, 373-7BS0. V Have fun this winter! Rent cross country skis from the Outdoor Store. Cross country ski package (skis, boots and poles, waxable & waxless). Rates: Daily—$4 00 Weekend—$8.00 3-day Weekend—$10.00 Week—$14.00 In the St. Paul Student Center Hours: M 8-5 Tues-Sat 9-5 Wed ’til 8 pm ^OUTDOOR 373-1404 • VISA and MasterCajd Accepted Winter Quarter Classes at Newman Ml 99Inquiry Class’ A seven-session exploration of the teachings and practices of Roman Catholicism. Especially for adult .Confirmation candidates, “cradle” Catholics wanting an update, and inter-faith engaged/married couples. Meets each Tuesday beginning January 28 from 7-9 p.m. M* 99Themes in the Gospel of Luke A five-week study in the Gospel of Luke, the gospel appointed for Sunday readings in 1986. Topics to include the Infancy Narratives; role of women; Holy Spirit and prayer; Passion Narrative; Resurrection accounts. Meets each Sunday beginning February 2 from 5-6:30 p.m. All classes meet at the Newman Center. Please call 331-3437 to register. The Newman Center at the University of Minnesota 1701 University Avenue S.E. Minneapolis, Minnesota 55414 i ( Minoaapta daily V 1{ { .1 I ( rL Coaches react to resignation Jim Dutcher respected by Big Ten peers By Tom Larson Madison, Wis.—There are no outlines of * champagne glasses being shaved into hair in celebration. No exuberant high fives being slapped. Only time to brood, in the ' holloyv of the Dane County )ail, over the consequences of actions ailegedly taken. Details of the fateful Friday morning are sketchy. Madison reporters familiar with the police have said officers are being unusually tight-lipped about the case. Bqt clearly^the alleged actions of Gopher players Mitch SMi timeout Lee, Kevin Smith and George Williams, under arrest for suspicion of second-degree sexual assault, have figured greatly in the resignation of coach Jim Dutcher and further weakened the already-tenuous posi­ tion of the Gopher basketball program itself. The Thursday night preceding the alleged early-morning incident began on an up note. Todd Alexander's put-back of his own missed shot at the buzzer gave the Gophers a 67-65 win over the Wisconsin Badgers, Minnesota's third consecutive Big Ten r • victory. A week earlier, Minnesota soundly upset then-No. 2 Michigan 73-63, one day after Lee was acquitted of third-degree sexual misconduct charges in Minneapolis. Then followed another he Michigan State. Jim Dutcher, whose resignation Saturday ended his tenure as Gopher coach, instructed Terence Woods. "where the team was staying, at 3 a.trt. The Concourse management heard of the wom­ an's complaint at 6V30 a.m ome win over The program was rising like a Phoenix until the alleged incidents of Friday morning slung it back into the ashes. According to a copyrighted Knight-Ridder News Service story, the three players met the alleged victim and two of her friends at a private party in Madison. Two of the women described the party's mood as, "cordial" but said the behavior of one of the players was "obnoxious." The alleged victim and three other women went to the Concourse Hotel, Lee and Smith were arrested after being identified by the alleged victim at the Dane County Regional Airport Williams was ar­ rested later that day after being held for questioning. Dutcher, who was hustled into the City- County Building without comment, was seen talking with Madison police Lt. Jerry Hinz late Friday afternoon. Later he and three other Gopher players—Todd Alexander, Kelvin Smith and Terence Woods—left after questioning and returned to Minneapolis Friday evening. *»C’ At a Saturday afternoon press conference at Morrill Hall, Dutcher resigned as head coach.i; * • ‘ > "VVhenever you're dealing with young peo­ ple," Dutcher told the media horde, "there are going to be some very definite highs and some very big disappointments. I've experi­ enced both." Dutcher has experienced more than his i share of disappointments. He has been criticized for not tightening the reins on his players on the road. At Saturday's press conference. Vice President for Student Af­ fairs Frank Wilderson suggested that "the young men" in the Gopher program didn't fully understand that they represent the University and the state. Dutcher curtly disagreed. Saying that all players are told of their responsibilities as members of a major college basketball program. Dutcher also said the cancellation of Sun­ day's Minnesota-Northwestern game played a part in his resignation. Other Big Ten coaches were of similar opinion. 'From what I understand," said Illinois coach Lou Henson, a friend of Dutcher's, "the administration said they wanted to do it (cancel the game) to show they will not tolerate the situation. There are other ways to get that done," such as pulling the players' scholarships and/or booting them off the team. Time-out to 18 Gopher basketball scandals go back to 1972 By Delores Lutz Scandal is nothing new to the Gopher basketball team. Over the past 14 years, the team has often made front-page headlines with dews other than its game scores. The cagers were confined to the sports pages until Jan. 26, 1972, when a tough game against the Ohio State Buckeyes in Williams Arena the night before ended in a brawl in front of 17,775 screaming fans and Big Ten Commissioner Wayne Duke. It started with a rebound battle in which a Buckeye allegedly was kneed in the groin, provoking a fist fight that brought both teams and 150 fans onto the floor. It ended with three Buckeyes taken to University Hospitals bleeding and dazed. Gopher forwards Ron Behagen and Corky Taylor were suspended for their part in the melee. Some University students and Ohio State coach Fred Taylor blamed the incident on the philosophy of Gopher coach Bill Mus- selman, who emphasized winning and aroused fans with an entertaining pre-game team warm-up. Taylor called the warm-up "a circus." i Musselman remained controversial, and in the summer of 1.975—in t midst of an investigation into 100 alleged recruiting *4 •4 Bill Musselman _ . (1973 photo) violations by the basketball program-r^he left Minnesota to.coach the San Diego Sails of the American Basketball Association. Jim Dutcher, hired as Gopher basketball coach the following month, said he wanted to help the basketball program recover from its tarnished image. In March of 1976, the National Collegiate Athletic Association completed its investiga­ tion and put the University basketball pro­ gram on three years' probation for violations that occurred between 1971 and 1974. The violations involved money, goods and services—cash payments, airline tickets, long-distance telephone calls, improper use of automobiles and complimentary game tickets which players sold. The NCAA called Musselman's leadership 'contrary to the principles of ethical con­ duct," prohibited assistant coach Jimmy Williams from recruiting for two years and told the University to cut its ties to certain athletic boosters, including Harvey Mackay. The NCAA also found that Behagen and Taylor had received free legal counsel when they sued the Big Ten over their suspension in 1972. The Gophers were barred from national television and post-season play and had to give up the consolation trophy they had -' won in the mideast regional competition in 1972, after they had won the Big Ten championship. Scandal again rocked the basketball team in 1982. Gopher Mark Hall was declared academically ineligible, but he challenged the ruling in fedeibl court and won. He then quit the team after the University accused him of billing more than $700 worth of long­ distance phone calls to 20 University phone numbers. In a separate incident, Hennepin County Conciliatioq Court ruled that he owed Northwestern Bell $970 in unpaid bills. He later was charged with forging a check. Last year Gopher guard Todd Alexander was charged with two misdemeanors—using a bank card to obtain $190 and failing to return a lost stereo. As a first-time offender, he was required to make restitution, provide community service and undergo counseling. The most recent scandal to plague the Gopher basketball program began a year ago, when Mitchell Lee was charged with third-degree criminal sexual conduct be­ cause a woman student alleged he had raped her in her dormitory room. A Henne­ pin County jury acquitted him earlier this month. Saturday morning the Gophers were back in the headlines, with three players—including Lee—under arrest in Madison, Wis., for an alleged sexual assault that occurred after the Gophers beat the Badgers Thursday night. Monday, January 27,1986 Pag* 13 V / • * - cr % V— j ~---- —. • ------— -----------------T A , Broten goal eliminates Saturday jinx Gophers fight back to 5-3 win By Paul Lijewski Forget about the jinx. It's over with. Done. FJni. With the Gophers trailing Provi­ dence 3-1 after two periods, it looked as if the Saturday jinx that bit the Gophers four consecutive times last year was back. But wait. Some persuasive words at the intermission and a relentless barrage of Gopher shots powered Minnesota to four third-period goals, a 5-3 victory and a weekend sweep of the Friars. *1 was thinking about that jinx,' senior captain Wally Chapman said. 'We came down here after the second period and talked it over. It was nice. We had our backs against the wall, and we went out there and really showed some guts.' But it was a little bit of luck that put an end to the jinx. The Gophers had battled back to tie the game 3- 3, but the dock was running down to three minutes remaining. Paul Broten then took a pass on the boards from Steve MacSwain and charged up the right side of the ice. One-on-one with a Providence t defender, Broten snapped off a shot from the sideboards from 30 feet. Friars goaltender Chris Terreri had moved out to challenge the shot, but the puck challenged him instead and somehow snuck by him and into the net. And the jinx had ended. 'I think it went under his right arm,' Broten said of the game- winner. 'We decided that he was the best goaltender in the nation and all we could do was keep shooting at him. When I was com­ Qopher forward Coray Milton triad to slip a allot past Providanca goalie Chris Terreri in the Gophers’ weekend sweep . of the Friars. ing up the ice I decided I was just going to shoot it from anywhere. It was just one of those luck things and it went in.' Terreri, who stopped 42 shots-on the night, wished he coutd've had that one back. 'It knuckleballed,* he said. 'Oh God, I wish I had it back. He snapped it off and it just dipped. It caught me by surprise." Terreri had been peppered all evening and seemed to tire at the end. 'We were catching him on his heels a lot," Broten said.' ‘He made a lot of great saves to keep us in the game," Friars coach Mike McShane said. ‘But he looked Can’t Remember What You Weren’t Supposed to Forget? • Increase your memory and recall. • Improve your study habits. • Relieve test anxiety. - • Improve your grades. Educational Hypnosis & Research Foundation 2960 Snelling Ave. N. 631-2378 (24 hr. answering) Ask about our student discount. NIGHTCLUB Monday at Lindsay’s Nightclub Beer Night 9 PM-11 PM 1305 Fourth Street S E Dinkytown, U.S.A. 331-1802 Come in to Thrifty Outfitters and pick up on our great deals. X-C Ski gear, warm wool pants, lots of socks. Book packs, odds & ends. Repairs too. 339-6290 309 Cedar Ave. M-F 10-9 Sat 10-6 Sun 12-5 ■hnfty Outfitter/ upstairs from Midwest Mounta.neering beat on those last two.' Tony Kellin's 40-foot slap shot eluded Terreri's glove at 11:01 of the third period to tie the game after Corey Millen had pulled Min­ nesota to 3-2 just 32 seconds into the final period. Harsh words from coach Doug Woog between peri­ ods woke up a lackluster Gopher squad. 'I did some swearing," Woog said. "Tony, Wally and/Millen talked up too, but I did the butt chewin'.' Millen sealed the victory and scored the hat trick on a 60-foot shot into an open net with 11 seconds left. 'We basically decided that we needed these two points," Millen said. 'And the only way were going to get them is to go for it. And everybody did." * Millen also scored a goal Friday in Minnesota's 4-1 victory. Chapman scored a pair of goals to lead the Gophers to a sloppy victory i»'S penalty-marred game. v The sweep moved the Gophers to within (our points of WCHA-lead- ing Denver, which lost to Northern Michigan Friday. The Gophers are 18-8 in the WCHA and 22-8 over­ all. The Friars dropped to 9-16-1.' Gophers shift from motion to explosion By Greg Matson It's fun to march to a different tune now and then. Minnesota walked a fine line be­ tween sweep and split over the weekend against the Providence Friars, winning Friday's contest 4-1 airtd Saturday's game 5-3. In the process, the motion-oriented Go­ phers swapped much of their usual weaving in favor of a hitting game, turning their minds toward the body, not the puck. A change of pace, to be sure. Not since the North Dakota series in mid-November have the Go­ phers so successfully dominated a game physically as they did Satur­ day evening. Enter a new breed of hitters. 'A good hit really makes you feel good; it's just like scoring a goal,' said wing Paul Broten, Who notched the game-winner Saturday. 'We're getting better as a team. We have a lot of physical players in the lineup.' The referee established the tempo for Friday's game, calling 27 penal­ ties—14 as coincidental minors. Minnesota took many of those calls as retaliatory penalties, killing po­ tential power-play opportunities. Chippiness was the order, and things finally came to a head in period three when Gopher de­ fenseman Craig Mack squared off against winger John Butterworth in a brief display of fisticuffs. 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The 19-year-pld , native of Lisbon, Iowa, sat in a metallic sweatsuit and gobbed into a cup while providing a post-mor­ tem. "He (Keeler) is a young scrapper," Alger said. 'I just did what Lhad to do to vyin. I got a bad shoulder and I haven't been on the mat all week, so 1 only went hard enough to win." Alger's-fctjk was belied by what occurred *on the mat. A backup ,0 injured sophomore Brett Rasmus­ sen, Keeler battled the nation's third-ranked 158-pounder tooth and nail. Alger appeared exhausted after the match, wincing as he pulled a T-shirt over his bum r shoulder. Nonetheless*, he kept a r high profile at meet's end. Intensity and cockiness. Relentless intensity drove coach Dan Gable to a collegiate record marked by a single defeat and eventually to an Olympic gold medal. That same intensity has driven Gable and his Hawkeyes to 61 consecutive Big Ten wins. Cockiness, unbridled but still sportsmanlike, is the result of that astounding success. The Hawks downed Miopesota with a lineup short three starters, each tops in his weight class na­ tionwide. jim Heffernan (150 pounds), Rico Chiapperelli (177) and Duane Goldman (190) all re­ mained in Iowa City to rest up for a Saturday dual meet with fifth- ranked Wisconsin. "Iowa is just miserably tough," Gopher coach Wally Johnson said. 'We did the best we could. I'm just glad we got some points on the board. A lot of coaches have gone against him (Gable) and gotten zeros on the scoreboard." "It was a long, bouncy ride up here," Gable said. 'We had an uninspired week of practice and I was a little concerned because Minnesota has a good, young team." Senior captain Ed Giese staked Minnesota to a 3-0 lead when he earned a 15-9 decision over Matt Egeland, the defending Big Ten champion at 118 pounds. Giese, the 1984 Big Ten champion at 118, Gymnastics squad defeats LaCrosse By Todd Cornelius It was Minnesota against Minnesota Saturday afternoon at Williams Arena. More specifically, it was a men's gymnastics meet, supposedly "pitting Minnesota against Wiscon- sin-LaC^sse. Injuries riddled LaCrosse, leaving it with only four gymnasts—who managed only seven performances and a 51.9 score. Minnesota total­ led 270.05. No LaCrosse score placed in the top three in any event. Though it was an easy win, the Gophers still had two objectives! Most importantly, they needed a team score high enough to com­ pete nationally. The second objec­ tive was to generate competition within the team. The competition began to build during the still rings event. Dave Menke turned in a 9.2 performance to put him in first place. Moments after Collin Godkin topped Menke with a 9.4, both were congratulat­ ing teammate Rob Brown, Who scored a 9.5. 'I definitely Feel •■ompetition be­ tween us," bicw said. "It's strictly positive, and I hope that it snow­ balls." The snowball was going downhill and starting to build. The Gophers wanted to compact a high overall score—a solid snowball they could throw at the NCAA national tourna­ ment selection committee. In the parallel bars competition, it was Godkin's turn to do some building. Brown had scored 9.15, but Go^jn gxcited the meager crowd; earning a 9.6—the ffrghest individual score after five events. Moments later, though, Brown tal­ lied a 9.7 on the high bar and Menke placed second, scoring 9.5. 'We re happy that we're progres­ sing but it's still not good enough," Brown said. "We have to get in the 277 to 278 range." Brown placed second all-around (55.6) to team­ mate Collin Godkin (55.8). Coach Fred Roethlisberger agreed with Brown. 'We can score eight more points easily," Roethlisberger said. "We missed a lot: We must have missed 50 percent." Three of six Gophers lost points when they missed and stopped their routines on the pommel horse. Godkin didn't miss. He dismounted with a big smile and received a 9.5 to wi^the event. Brown was second (9T21 and Steve Braun (9.0) finished third. Godkin also won the floor exercise with a 9.2. Brown, following God- kin's performance, was on a rolTin his routine—until he stumbled in his finish. Pat Houde earned a.9.15 to finish second, while Ron Hill was third (9.0). Brown stayed on his feet in the vault, tying Houde for a 9.3 top score. Iowa’s Royce Alger caught his breath after defeating Hawkeyes beat the Gophers 29-14 in Friday’s dual ’S Jim Keeler, 10-6, in the 158-pound class. The top-ranked is unbeaten against Egeland in five matches. Giese's victory was Min­ nesota's only win over a Hawkeye regular. Minnesota went winless until 150- pound junior Tim Manning nipped Mitch Kelly 3-2. At 190, sophomore Dave Dean pinned Rollie Kane at 0:59. Dean was saved from facing Iowa's Gold­ man, an opponent he had prepared ’ \©mIIJ week. But Dean, who was pinned by a Hawkeye last year, was happy to stick his Hawkeye oppo­ nent. Junior Blake Bonjean dropped his record at 134To 24-5-1 in suffering a 15-4 defeat to Greg Randall. Junior Rod Sande fell to 27-11 -2 in dropping a 16-7 decision to Marty Kistler at 167. "I can see why he's the number- Dava Manka competed on the I of UW-LaCrosse Friday at Witiiams Arena. bars in Minnesota’s Gophers win ITCA tennis championship By Michael Dickens Down 4-2 after singles and needing three straight doubles wins to pull out a dual-meet win against Michi­ gan Sunday, the Gopher men's tennis team won all three doubles clashes to pull out a 5-4 win. The victory gave Minnesota the championship in the Intercollegiate Tennis Coaches Association (ITCA) meet in Kohler, Wis. 'What a comebackf' coach Jerry Noyce said following the Gophers' championship victory. "I don't _> think we've swept Michigan in 27, 1988 doubles in a title match. It's really nerve-racking, but oh so sweet!" Four of the six singles matches weren't decided until the third set, but Michigan managikl a 4-2 ad­ vantage when the doubles began. The Wolverines captured wins at Nos. 2, 4, 5/and 6 singles, while Gophers' Matt Grace and Casey Merickel won at Nos. 1 and 3. The Gophers' No. 3 pair, Mathias Olsson and Duke Uihlein, won the first of the three decisive matches, defeating Michigan’s Mike Pizzu- tello and Franz Geiger, 6-3, 7-6 (7- 4). Then the No. 2 team of Chuck Merzbacher and David Massart came from a set down to beat the Wolverines' Jon Morris and John Royer, 3-6, 6-4, 6-2. Finally, Grace and Jonas Svenssoaheld off Jim Sharton and Ed Filer with two service breaks in the third set to win, 6-7 (5-7), 7-5, 6-2. Winning the championship means the Gophers will be able to com pete against 15 other teams in th^ ITCA national team championships next month in Louisville, Ky. A— 'This win today gives our guys a lot -+ -»— I V / of confidence," Noyce said. "Win­ ning the tight matches means the difference between a good year and a not-so-good year. We now Teel we have a chance to crack the top 10." The Gophers stomjted first-round opponent Ball State 8-1 Friday. Against Miami of Ohio Saturday in the semifinals, the Gophers clinched the dual early by winning five of six singles matches, losing j only at No. 1 singles. Minnesota swept the doubles. one guy in the nation," Sande said. "He's probably the strongest guy , I've gone against all year. He doesn't give you much chance to score points." Minnesota rebounded with a show of confidence, defeating Drake 31- 9 to raise its retdrd to 12*3 overall (1-2 in the Big Ten). Women cagers ~ win pair By James L Johnson Before Ohio State's women's swim­ ming team beat Minnesota 84-56 Friday, Gopher coach Jean Freeman had hoped. -•-------- ; Maybe this was Minnesota's year. Maybe the Gophers would not finish second. Maybe Minnesota would win the Big Ten championship. But after last weekend's meet in Columbus, Freeman adjusted her hopes a bit. Big-time goals tend to take it on the chin when 1985 Big Ten Swimmers of the Year like Buckeye Janelle Bosse swim 2:05 200-yard butterfly times, when multi-year Big Ten breaststroking champions like senior Teresa Fight- master swim 1:05 100-yard breast- strokes, when Buckeye Carol Ann Heevey swims 5:05 500-yard free- styles. The effect of it altered Freeman's opinion. 'I think," said Freeman, "that we can be second." Not that the Gopher coach was disappointed. Quite the contrary— Freeman was pleased. "We actually swam pretty well," Freeman said, 'but Ohio State beat us pretty good. They showed us that they nave a lot of power. To be honest, they should win Big Tens if they just keep on track like they are now. But I think we swam well enough to show that we can be second." ^ \\: ? After all. Freeman could hardly have been discouraged. Not after Gopher Diane Wallner's weekend. Not after the 1984 free­ style sprint champion swam a sea­ son-best time in the 50-yard freestyle of 23.88—only .38 off the Gopher team record. Not after Wallner's 52.66 in the 100-yard freestyle, which should place her at the top of the Big Ten. - i Not after Gopher junior Sue Roell's weekend, either. Not after she went stroke-for-stroke with Fight- master in the 100-yard breaststrbke and finished with a team-record 1:05.35. Not after Gopher freshmap Amy State to 16 *. ’>M« IS II * PWP System 12 Th« Smith Corona PWP System 12 and your Smith Corona conn put ef-compattbia typewriter* combine as a complete word processor. H performs every function you need for writing, editing and printing. Every familiar keyboard feature of your typewriter integrates into the word processing system through one cable. These teatures include WordErdser ' single character correction, auto centering and underscoring, and if your typewriter has the Spell-Right " dictionary option. 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For Jews who want to learn more about their traditions and for non-Jews who want to learn more about Judaism. Torah Study 10:15 a.m. with Rabbi Irvin Wise. Exploration of the weekly portion and commentaries in English. Habraw Lunch Table 1:15 p.m. Informal and friendly conversation with Ruth Amit coordinator of the Hebrew^ Language Program. Dali Lunch Special Kosher Deli Lunch with hot soup every Weds. 11:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. Torah Study 3:15 p.m. with Rabbi Irvin Wise. This is a repeat of the Tuesday class. The Siddur 7:30 p.m. with Rabbi Irvin Wise. A study of the structure and content of the traditional prayer book. Jewish Faculty Lunch 12:00 p.m. Shepherd Room, Campus Club. Guest speaker Hy Berman, History Professor, University of Minnesota. Suicide and Jewish Law 2:00 study with Rabbi Elly Braun. The original Hebrew sources and texts will be studied to examine this most important concern. The Adventures of Mottel 7:30 p.m. Minneapolis Children’s Theater. Shabbat Service 9:30 a.m. Shabbat Service, Torah Study and discussion. Kiddush following. Saturday Night At The Movies Funny Girl and The Graduate Movies and drinks 8:00 p.m. Israeli Folk Dancing 6:30 p.m. Beginners 7:45 p.m. Intermediate and Advanced. Teaching and requests at both sessions. Everyone is welcome. The Jewish Student Center 1521 University Ave. S.E. 379-4026 / To benefit the Minnesota Foodbank ‘ Network we introduce Share Bear ’86. You may have seen this frisky little hear around your com­ munity already. Share Bear ’86 has no time to hibernate this year with.all the food shelves that need stocking. So don’t you hibernate either! Join tne cause now and receive your very own Share Bear ’86 (perfect for gift giving or just to keep). < • - .,-••••v .* >• '.* • j. f o' , Ten inch stuffed bear with button, $15.00 delivered. Shared Bear ’86 button, $3.50. Proceeds to benefit Minnesota Foodbank Network. Also, register to win a six foot GIANT bear to be drawn at the St.. .Paul Winter Carnival Victory Celebration!! Mail to: Share Bear *86 2809 Wayzata Blvd. Minneapolis, MN 55405 or call 924-3322 , VISA/MASTERCARD NAME CITY ____ ADDRESS STATE ZIP Enclosed please find check/money order payable to Share Bear *86! for $_______ For:___ bear(s) or____ button(s). Yes ______ (please check) please register me for the FREE six foot bear!!! i Give Yourself a Big Bear Hug!!!! l-UTAJ J J A A A 4 J » ! -*....... ... ............................ .... ..........................................MHhMMrfM*"* • TS y-iwtAt .yilptrttV v .■ . < • . • - , ~ ’ ' •/, : ''' ^ • — - 1 . , • . ■ :• I _ ,-i • \ , * • / j ' ■ 1 ' . - ! ' -r- 1 \ 1 •1 C-- “*--- [ r X]i - -M- 3ft* j - I ; 11. ■ 1 . . - i i - • • *: ■ .'i . • i * /. N ' . r ; • 4 ■ - it ^ ‘ V Women cagers win pair By Jim Foster Heroines come in a variety of sizes. Some are big, like Gopher women's basketball players Molly Tadich and Diane KinneyX)Tbe?s are small like Northwestern guards Laura Wiesen and Anne Marie McNamee. In \ basketball, large heroines generally win out over smaller heroines. McNamee and Wiesen were the stars of the first half, but Tadich and Kinney shone the brightest in the key final minutes of Minnesota's 75-70 Big Ten women's basketball victory over Northwestern at Wil­ liams Arena Sunday. 'Northwestern, aided largely by the efforts of 5-foot-7 seniors McNa­ mee and Wiesen, led the Gophers 65-63 with 3:05 to play. Minnesota missed a game-tying shot, but Tadich grabbed the rebound and was fouled by the Wildcats' Virginia Anderson. Tadich, who led the Gophers with 22 points and 10 rebounds, hit both free throws to tie the game at 65-all, the 10th and final time the score was tied during the game. . . - A steal by Kinney on the inbounds pass gave Minnesota the ball back, and Tadich converted a lay-up 30 seconds later to give the Gophers the lead for good at 67-65. Kinney, who played one of her best games in recent weeks witlr 12 points and six rebounds, scored the next bas- • ket on a feed from Tadich, and the Gophers were up by four at 69-65. "That (steal) did rattle them," said Kinney, a 6-foot-4 sophomore cen­ ter. 'They were under a lot of pressure." The heat came from the Gophers (7-10 overall, 3-4 in the Big Ten),' who applied a full-court press after their baskets late in the game. Northwestern had problems with the press and was forced to foul,- 54•V j k Gopher track teams show improvement OoptMr backup cantar Susie Pfram fought for a loose ball with a Northweatam opponent. Minnesota topped the Wildcats 75-70 at Williams Arena Sunday. which sent the Gophers to the line for the free throws that iced the game. Northwestern (11-5, 2-5) pulled out to a six-point lead midway through the first half after a long jumper by McNamee, who hit all seven of her long-range shots in the first half, and led the Wildcats with 18 points. The Gophers closed the gap to one with 3:58 and took the lead at 33-32 on Tadich's lay-up with 3:46 to go in the half. Another Tadich basket put the Gophers up 41-39 at intermission. The victory, coupled with Friday's 75-58 victory over Wisconsin at Williams Arena, marked the first time since Dec. 7 and 8 that the Gophers have won two straight games. The win over the Badgers broke a three-game Big Ten losing streak for Minnesota. By Randy Krebs No team scores were kept at Saturday's Northwest Open track meet in the University Field House. For the Gopher women, it was ;ood. For the Gopher men, jt was ad. The Gopher women, running with a lack of depth, placed only three runners in the entire meet. Senior captain )ody Eder and sophomore Lisa Johnson took first in the 3000- and 800-meter runs, respectively. Junior sprinter Stephanie Stoltman was the only other Gopher to place, taking third in the 55-meter high hurdles. Eder, a six-time track and cross country All-America, set a meet. Field House and Minnesota varsity record by running the 3000 in 9:32. She took the lead from Iowa's Jenny Spangler on the last lap and pulled away to win by almost two seconds. "I was really pleased with my performance for this early in the season," said Eder. 'I felt real strong out there, and 1 think the strong field of competition really helped me." • The Gopher women faced strong competition ail day, with most races boasting two or three very strong runners. Olympic gold med­ alist Nawal El Moutawakil of Mo- . rocco, who now competes for Iowa State, won the 500 meters Satur­ day. Moutawakil took the lead from the gun, set a blistering pace and finished in 1:11.12, six seconds ahead of her nearest competitor. Moutawakil's effort easily shattered both the meet and Field House records. Despite the women's tough com­ petition, first-year women's coach Gary Wilson was still very excited with his team's performance. "I was extremely pleased with our team unity," said Wilson. "The team is starting to become a team. They're starting to cheer for each other and believe in themselves and each other. That's what pleases me because that's what sets the - foundation we can build on." While the women were busy build­ ing a foundation Saturday, the Gopher men simply stabilized their existing foundation. The Gophers took five firsts and dominated the middle distances, Their best performance came in the 800(meter run, where the men claimed four of the top five spots. Jim Scott (1:54.34) and John Lay­ man (1:56.33) finished one-two, while Dave Batt (1:57.43) and Brian Hoelscher (1:57.81) placed fourth and fifth. Shot-putter Ron Backes' effort of 62'4", Brian Schmit's 3:54.81 in the 1500 meters and the first- and second-place finishes of Carson Hoeft (2:35.03) and Roger Roettger (2:36.54) in the 1000 meters were among the better Gopher show­ ings. HawKeyes soak Gopher swimmers in 82-31 loss The Minnesota men's swim team fell victim to the lOth-ranked Iowa Hawkeyes 82-31 in Iowa City Fri­ day evening. A seven-hour bus ride to the Iowa facility and a powerful opponent contributed to Minneso^ ta's downfall. "We didn't swim as well as I would have liked," said Gopher coach Swimming to 1S Brought to you by Recreational Sports on the Minneapolis and St. Paul Campuses AEROBICS INSTRUCTORS AUDITION JAN. 29—JOIN SPORTS CLUBS NOW — CONGRATULATIONS SCHICK SUPER HOOPS WINNERS — NUTRITIONAL AND OPTIMAL FITNESS PROGRAM FEB. 6 — WOMEN’S ICE HOCKEY TOURNAMENT FEB. 7,8,9 > tM kwm do/KorMn karate, t ai cf». uechKyu karate do. Vo Lam Viet fiam original kung tu, racquetball, rodeo, men s rugby woman a rugby, sailing, scuba alpine ski. nordK (cross country) ski. men s soccer, women's soccer, sport parachute, squash swim conditioning. Minnesota swim club, synchronized Swimming Minnesota Martmettes. men s tennis, women s tennis, triathlon voMeybaH,' water poto. water stung, white water canoe and kayak scmick “Super hoops” winners A total oM5 teams competed m this hrsl-bme event at REC SPORTS The two men s teams and one women s team are now ekgibla lor a SCHICK regnnal tournament m Wisconsin during March. Rnais wiS be held at tty nearest MBA game or mafv college game in the Midwest • ( ■ Congratulations to the Mowing Minnesota winners. Men's PM Piece Monad — Brian Koch. Steve Vseth. . * , . MjkeOitzen.JJwey^eTPattnto Man'e Second Piece Coamonaute — O J Metyen. Jim Kety. Mika Bergn. Mark Thom Women'e Winner IKE'S — Paula Kaplan. Cheryl Wegner. Pauta Mejdich Winners received special Schick product prizes AKROMCS MTIIUCTORS AUDmON M » REC SPORTS hae been offering a fagh quality aerobics program for Via past six years You are now encouraged to try out tor 1906. The audition is open to male and female U of M students Details January 29, Wadnaadey, at I p.m. in Hflanii Arana. Call 373-4200 and pra-register by phone or drop m at 107 Cooke and sign up Dress for exercise for the audition SPORTS CLUBS? NOW’S THE TIME TO JOIN Now is the time to think about pireng one of the nearly SO different sport dubs And it s easy You can pick up a directory ol student contact names at t07 Cooke Had or 104 St Paul Gym end get involved immediately Justtook at these Tun and (hands' opportunities: Archery, badminton, ballroom dance woman s basketball bowling, boxing, men s crew, women s crew, cycling, disc (fnsbee). fencing, figure skating, folk dancers, gymnastics, women s ea hockey, luggkhg, martial arts dubs - aikido. Chmeee kung fu. staff/faculty karate Japaneae karate, judo/jacket wrestling, statewide karate league. CLUB NEWS U OF M GYMNASTICS CLUB. The dub welcomea beginning and advanced gymnasts Practices are Sunday. Tuesday end Thursday from 6-9 p.m. In Cooke 302 It s free, fun end a great workout! For more intormetion. contact Jennifer OlPaeto at 123- 4M0 or Jeff Locktwrt at I7S-4401 U OF M POLKOANCERS. The dub meets every Tuesday from 7:16-10:45 pm in the Mississippi Room at Coffman Union New members are encouraged to attend Free instruction For mors atformation about the dub contact Cat at 7SS-1S3t. U OF M CHINESE KUNQ FU CLUB The dub practices from 4 00- 600 p.m Mon -Thors at 207 Cooke Hall All skills are welcome to attend For more information about the dub call Tao at 37S- *069 or 376-9343 or by contacting the Center at 228-924I. ■ Instructor for the djb Is AI Lam. U OF M MEN’S RUGBY CLUB. Winter practices begin Thursday, January f S el 9:30 p.m. in the refurbished nehfhouei Come see this great facility and expenance some basics of rugby footbal Even if you’ve never played before, you re welcome to come oiA and learn this ecbon-pKked game Winter pracbces win take Piece on Thursdays from 6-7:30 p m and Sundays from 12:30 to 4 p m Anyone interested is encouraged to‘come out and give it a try ‘ For more ntormation call Rick Meaui it 221-------- * UaM Va> iA' V w WOMEN’S ICE HOCKEY TOURNAMENT FEB. 7, B, 9 The U of M Womap i ice Hockey Teem wB host a townament Feb. 7. S. 9 Competition wd begvtyt MaHucd Arena from 5 00 p.m. 1240 a-m. on Fn 1240 pm.-1260 aj*. on Sat. and S4S am.-940 pm on Sun Taams from Canada Duluth, and Colorado pkrs 20 local Mama w* be competing For more information contact Paule He* a* at 729-6363 or lua Wafafi at 426-3497 UOF M RACQUETBALL CLUB. Tha dub wB tytfiaebng on Tuesday nights from 600-1040 at tie St RM4 Gym. This Tuesday wB be «n organizational meetng lor planning a racguettwi outing K you art mfereated m the dub eel Am Jowney 1^379-2442 (m the eventnge) U OF M SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING CLUB. Mbmeeote Martnetfae practice Wedneedtyjkrerwigs from 740-600 p.m at Noms Hal. pod 59. Interested women are encouraged to drop by For more intonnetion call dub president Uaa Welle at 941-1291. EXERCISE AT THE ST. PAUL GYM What batter way to geUito shape for spring break than exercise St. Paul Gym offers an indoor running tack, weight room, exercise room, and three racquetball courts (reservations usually needed for court time) They also host a series of aerobic programs. I-M teams and open swim hours POOL HOURS: BUILDING HOURS M-Th 11-9 M-Th 7-10 F 11-8 • \! 1 7-9 S 104 6 9-5 Su 12-9 Su . 12-10 •r exercising, relax m oni of (heir two Mlwee. Any quesbont about the taokhes and the programs contad the St Paul Gym Rac Sports office at 3734NS9 or stop m at 104 91 Pad Gym U OF M JAPANESE KARATE CLUB. The dub would like to extend congratulations to Its instructor Mna ChanauR. who SuCC#3$TUPy 09*00060 nTH ptAC* nSHOnBI IRIS wi rTinCBTOn New Jersey last month BegMnecs are welcome to meet our nstructors and attand a free data MWF from 300-4 00 p.m. at Noms Gym 153. For mors xiformakon cal J 771-9212 or Doug Eng at 331-7246 NUTRITIONAL NEEDS AND OPTIMAL FITNESS; YOU’RE INVITED TO A FREE PROGRAM Don’t miss hearing Johanna Lampo, registered dietician at the University of Minnesota talk about nutritional needs and concerns for achieving optimal fitness It’s free. 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Both were season bests for the swimmers. Time-out from 13 1 don't mean to criticize the administration," Henson continued. "But I have to say what I'm think­ ing. I think it's a sad situation when a coach the caliber of )im Dutcher resigns his position." Wisconsin coach Steve Yoder wouldn't comment on his team's travel policies but said Dutcher's resignation was a "tragedy." Eldon WATERGATE MADE THEM FAMOUS.. KINKO’S MAKES THEM FAST. H-iMncM-AI WaMBkM.I • jm M mj.Swi i Ml Mft. p. kA L On OT apt, pHo. MM ■ |M UjM ack. IM.'. W.S. pi MMa • Uk. kinko*s copies M ISlhA-St W Cl4m Ir S HUM' F* fm kratkvf a* cmpm cl UMMT Miller, coach of the Ohio State basketball team, which is sched­ uled tofae* Minnesota Thursday, said he "couldn't feel worse about it," and added that he didn't know the status of Thursday's game. -Michigan coach Bill Frieder. who had been an assistant with Dutcher at Michigan, was much more open in his criticism of the players ^nd the Nbrthwestern forfeit. He was riot surprised that Dutcher was upset by the University's decision to forfeit. • V "It disturbs me that the actions of three players causes Jim to resign," Frieder said. "I would think he ^ wanted to suspend the three play­ ers, take it from there ... and fultill their obligations to Northwestern, the players and the rest of the league." Frieder and Henson both stressed the economic ramifications, should the Minnesota administration cancel the renwrining games this season, saying they felt Dutcher and the Gophers could continue without the three players, despite the fact that, barring walk-ons, Minnesota will field only seven players. '3'HUSi mmmmm Pioneer the Future. Join us in creating the next gener­ ation of technological wonders. Our representatives will be on campus to discuss job opportunities for engineers and scientists. Proof of U.S. citizenship required. Equal opportunity employer. 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IMS This Coupon Must Accompany Order o« Valid With Any Other Coupons Coupon valid through February 3. 1986 Film Developing Special *1.00 OFF Developing & Printing Color Print Film • 1 Roll Per Coupon 449 campus drug j Dinkytown 331-2955 (Campus | Stadium Village 331-1585 POSITION ANNOUNCEMENT COLLEGE OF LIBERAL ARTS, UNIVERSITY OF MINNESOTA POSITION Director of Prospective Student Services ond Admissions STARTING DATE Begin Morch 17. 1986 or os soon os possible rhereofter. APPOINTMENT 12 month, 100% time, ocoAmic odminisfrorive- three-yeor term, renewoble RESPONSIBILITIES The Director will hove overall responsibility of the operation of rhe College of Liberal Arts Prospective Student Services ond Admissions Office, including rhe following activities: fetruimenf, prospective student services, admissions, publications advanced placement, research ond stotisrkol reporting, personnel ond office monogement ond fiscal management - QUALIFICATIONS Required: • Master s degree (ony field) ond undergroduote degree in liberal arts • Six years (minimum) work within o University that includes increasingly responsible administrative duties • Excellent oral ond written communication, interpersonal ond organizational skills Desired: • Recent odminisfrorive experience in prospective student services ond admissions • Experience in writing ond editing publications • Supervisory ond budget monogement experience • Fomikority with rhe College of Liberal Arts programs (or those of o comparable unit) • Commitment to liberal arts education SALARY RANGE Competitive TO APTLY Send letter of application describing- the opplicont s view about prospective student services ond admissions in o large, public Hberol arts college resume ond names ond addresses of three references fo: - Professor Goil Peterson, Choir CLA Administration Search - 225 Johnston Holl University of Minnesota 101 Pleasant Street SE Minneapolis. MN 55455 DEADLINE Applications must be postmarked by February 17 1986 rv Ufiventy of Uvwwro * . H ’ I * _ / 9 -r-\; / ^ 1 :* 7 " T 1 1 ■ ................................. ....... ■„ - , ■ f